Spade: Describe Queen in two words.
Joker: Banana hair.
Spade: Uh, what?
Joker: Her hair smelled like bananas this morning. Also, her pigtails look like bananas.
Queen: First of all, my hair does not look like bananas.
Joker: Yes is does. Two long bananas hanging off the top of your head.
Queen: Second, is it wrong to use banana scented shampoo??
Spade: Of course not.
Queen: Third, I haven't even seen you all day, Joker. How did you know my hair smelled like bananas?
Joker: I-
Joker: Uhhhh... I... Oh! My top hat just set off a fire alarm after it tried to dissect a walrus in Duckology! I gotta go, BYE-
Queen:
Queen: Well, that was weird...
Earlier that morning...
Queen: *brushes her hair*
Joker, hiding in Queen's closet with her missing clothes: *sniffs* Ohh yes, her hair smells so good... Is that banana I smell?
