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A random child: *walks up to Queen* Mama!

Queen, assuming that he's roleplaying as starts going along with it: Yes, son?

Child: Let's go get some ice cream! Dad's waiting for us at the ice cream truck!

Queen: I'm sorry, but who is Dad?

Child: *points to a random guy* Him! You married him last week, remember?

Queen, starting to think the child thought she was someone else: Uhh, I think you got the wron-

Joker in the distance: *throws a water bottle at the child and the guy*

Joker: sTaY aWaY fRoM mY gIrLfRiEnD-

Joker's gonna throw water bottles at anyone who flirts/hurts Queen now xD

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