Queen: Joker... I-I like you! *Starts to blush*
Joker: Oh, really? I like you too!
Queen, still blushing: R-really?
Joker: Yeah! You're such a wonderful friend! I like you so much!
Queen, frozen in place:
Joker: Welp, I've got some police officers to annoy right now. See you later, Queen!
Queen:
Queen: *dies inside*
<Meanwhile>
Joker, hiding in a bush nearby next to Shadow: So, how did I do?
Shadow: Well... Let me see... Horrible.
Shadow, pointing to Queen: I think you broke her by telling her you 'like' her.
Joker, confused: Yeah, I like her. Didn't I already tell you I have a crush on her?
Shadow: *facepalms* N-no... You were supposed to tell her you LOVE her.
Joker:
Joker: Oh. OH-
Shadow: You owe me an apple pie now-
