*Queen and Joker were sleeping beside each other and snuggling in bed when suddenly Silver Heart walks in*
Silver Heart: *wakes Queen up* Queen, are you... Hugging Joker?
Queen, trying to make up an excuse: I- Uh...
Queen, poking Joker, who was still asleep: T-this is... A d-doll...? A l-life sized d-doll! Yeah! A life sized doll of Joker! *Hugs Joker*
Joker, who just woke up: Good morning, my Queen... *Hugs her back, unaware of Silver Heart's presence*
Silver Heart: *starts to get suspicious*
Queen: Uh... It's p-possesed! Y-yeah! P-possesed by a dead f-fanboy of m-mine!
Joker: *gasps* A DEAD FANBOY?! OF MY QUEEN?!
Joker: *runs out, ouija board in hand* i ShAlL hAvE a LiTtLe tAlK wIth ThiS fAnbOy!-
Silver Heart, just realizing it was actually Joker:
Queen:
Silver Heart: So... Uh- You're grounded. No seeing Joker for 2 months.
Queen: *internally screams*