Where dat apple has gone to?
Byakuya did you take my apple?
Byakuya: No I did not do such thing as steal your apple. Frankly, I don't even NEED your stupid apple, I wanted a strawberry and lemon juice smoothie with no seeds and a kiwi slice as decoration, and don't forget to put in the mini umbrella and a straw this time!
...... Do I look like a fucking servant to you?!
Byakuya: Yes.
.... Fine but I better get fucking paid for this.
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Have you seen my 🍎 little alien?
👽: Mïïï Hæ øgg L@ pœž¿¿
(What's an apple??)
Oh yeah you're an alien... $œ qüçç ßë Må &ėñ D∆ûv bøø®¿
(Have you seen my red eatable sphere?)
👽: Üü,,, d¥n bbîñy,,,
(Oh... No sorry...)
Hvvč. fF°ń fœõqqw¡
(Nahh, don't worry¡)
👽: X%x. G$å0¡¡
(Ok, bye!!)
Byeeee!!!!
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Have you seen the fucking apple Globglobgabgalab?
Globglobgabgalab: I love books 💕💕💕
Nevermind-
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Have you seen- THAT'S MY FUCKING APPLE!!!!
Angel Dust: uhhh, no it isn't?
YES IT IS BITCH AND YOU'RE FEEDING IT TO YOUR PIG 🐷
Angel Dust: well where's your name on it?
Literally on that apple and now your pig 🐷 is going to die of food poisoning.
Angel Dust: WHAT-
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