Just Random Things Put Together Randomly

I saw something that I want to unsee

I saw shit.... Literally-

(That's you cue to leave btw)

So uh... I went into the bathroom to stare at my ugly ass face, when I saw some brown big ass sausage in the toilet.
I
was
disgustedddddd!!!!!!

So I ran to the living room and told mom about it and she was like ಠ_ʖಠ
We OBVIOUSLY knew who would shit out something as big as the toilet itself so I looked at my brother and said "bitch you flush that disgustingly horrifying piece of shit that's probably bigger than my fist down the toilet pipe!". He then proceeded to go flush it, but then left it in the toilet AGAIN because it wouldn't flush. So when I came in about 10 minutes later I was disgusted to see that shit inside the toilet 🚽 and went and told him to flush it again. He then went in and came out telling me it wouldn't flush. I was mentally gagging as I told mom about it and she said he has to flush it until it goes down the toilet pipe. On the verge of vomiting 🤮 I told him to keep flushing until it wasn't there anymore. Luckily it finally flushed and mom told my brother to wash his ass and that he has to take a shit everyday so it won't repeat. Now I'm mentally scarred for life with that shit and it will probably haunt me in nightmares.
The end.

I'm out, I need to get my eyeballs washed in bleach/forbidden water...