Hey 👽 let's go get some ice cream!
👽: X%x,,, G$rrq- Mïïï Hæ øgg L@ bíb vžk@k¿¿ (´⊙ω⊙')? (ok... Wait- what's an ice cream?? (´⊙ω⊙')?)
~~~~at the ice cream shop~~~~
Hi I'll have mint chocolate chip 😋 and for my friend 👽 it will be strawberry!
👽: (◕ᴗ◕✿)
𝔊𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔥𝔞𝔪 𝔗𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔨𝔞: Here you go mortal, mint chocolate chip. Enjoy unidentified species of life from another planet, strawberry.
👽: Dank yuu (ㆁωㆁ)
What's up with those faces?
👽: Y ndöøg d&&x næ $eñœ ∆mgf™ qπżrõ& (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧ (I found them in your keyboard (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧)
Mkayyyyy... welp Imma go home now, have fun.
👽: G$å0¡ B€yç ñ%x©! ( ˘ ³˘)♥ (Bye! See you! ( ˘ ³˘)♥)
Bonus
*ice cream accidentally drips on the shirt* Ah fucking hell my shirt got dirty.
👽: *microwave noises* ꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭꎭ
Bruh tf u doin-
the stain is magically gone thanks to Alien
Oh hey- thanks dude!
👽: D¥ñ Y4ñ@xøx¡ ᕙ(＠°▽°＠)ᕗ (No problem!ᕙ(＠°▽°＠)ᕗ)
The end
I don't know about you but I like Alien, he's cool and he can say a few words! Welp bye now 🙋🏻♀️
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