𝗧𝗘𝗫𝗧 𝗛𝗜𝗠 | 𝒉. 𝒊𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒛𝒖𝒎𝒊

⤷𝟑. 𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐉𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐒🏐😈🥶‼️

* oikawa has created a new group chat *

* oikawa added makki, mattsun, iwaizumi, yahaba, kindaichi, kentaro, kunimi, and watari *

makki
?

mattsun
?

watari
what's this for?

iwaizumi
wtf shittykawa

mattsun
can i name that chat?

makki
omg let him change it

oikawa
yeah sure

*matsu named the chat seijbros🏐😈🥶‼️ *

yahaba
what in the straight?

makki
just us your local straight bois 🥶‼️

mattsun
yessir 😈‼️

yahaba
i smell the homosexual from here

mattsun
nah it's homie-sexual

makki
yessir
always gotta kiss the homies to sleep

mattsun
i didn't get my kiss today

makki
on the lips 😏?

mattsun
yes daddy 🥴

kunimi
can y'all date already?

kindaichi
frfr

mattsun
n e waysss
why was this gc made?

oikawa
since y/n won't leave our chat
i had to make a new one

yahaba
why's that?

kunimi
yeah
i like her vibe

kindaichi
she acts like she's on crack

kunimi
exactly

kindaichi
i-

oikawa
but it's a volleyball club
and she's not in it

watari
y/n can be nice
when she's not acting crazy

yahaba
exactlyyyy

iwaizumi
i like her too

kentaro
HE LIKES ME LALJDJKDKS
now lemme swallow your kids 🙇‍♀️🤲

iwaizumi
ayo i'm not gay

yahaba
questionable

kentaro
i will literally love you nmw
like you could be a rock and i'd still smash🥴

yahaba
that's not kentaro
that's def y/n

kentaro
yeah that dumbasss is sleeping

iwaizumi
should've known from the boldness
how's rocky by the way?

kentaro
well he's still alive since you walked him

watari
who's rocky?

kentaro
his pet rock

iwaizumi
it's an inside joke we have lmao

mattsun
you guys have inside jokes already?

makki
damn y/n makin moves already
i see you girllll

kentaro
yk it 😙
and makki you should too

yahaba
i see you bestieee
get ya manssss
you too makki~😏😏

mattsun
i feel like i'm missing something here

makki
no you're not
not at all

kindaichi
and y'all say i'm dumb 😃🤦‍♂️

kunimi
bc you are 😃

kentaro
yk i don't really know you
but i like your attitude
we should be friends

kunimi
your attitude seems like a chaotic mess
so sure let's be friends

kentaro
yayyy new friends 😙😛
maybe i should actually join the vbc

oikawa
NO 🤺
STAY 🤺BACK🤺
GO 🤺AWAY🤺
🤺LEAVE🤺

kentaro
neverrr
you can't get rid of me 👁👅👁
nvm
ken is waking up
bye bye

oikawa
finally

kentaro
wtf is this?

yahaba
kentaroooo
answer my text

kentaro
no
...sure whatever

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「ngl idk how i feel abt this chapter, but like i needed to make it bc it's important for y'all to know this gc exist.」