"You're really skinny."
Dipper's Comeback: If you ran with you're mouth too, you'd be in good shape.
"I hate you!"
Dipper's comeback: Well, I don't hate you. I'm just not totally excited about you're existence.
"You're way too tall."
Dipper's comeback: Yeah, it's hard not to look down on you.
"You talk too much."
Dipper's comeback: Yes, I'm trying to make up for all the things you don't say.
"You're forehead is big!"
Dipper's comeback: Yep. It's the opposite size of you're d1ck.
"You're a weirdo."
Dipper's comeback: Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you really bad advice.
"You're such a nerd."
Dipper's comeback: I prefer the term, intellectual badass.
Which was you're favorite? If you want a comeback for something, comment below? And don't forget to ask Dipper some questions if you have any!! :D
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Dipper Gleeful's guide to Sarcasm and Comebacks
HumorHello You guys. It's me, the one and only, Dipper Gleeful. You having trouble with comeback's and want to upgrade you're sarcasm? Well, you certainly came to the right person. I guess I'll be nice and give you some hints and snappy comebacks that wi...
