Comeback responses part one

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"You're really skinny."

Dipper's Comeback: If you ran with you're mouth too, you'd be in good shape.

"I hate you!"

Dipper's comeback: Well, I don't hate you. I'm just not totally excited about you're existence.

"You're way too tall."

Dipper's comeback: Yeah, it's hard not to look down on you.

"You talk too much."

Dipper's comeback: Yes, I'm trying to make up for all the things you don't say.

"You're forehead is big!"

Dipper's comeback: Yep. It's the opposite size of you're d1ck.

"You're a weirdo."

Dipper's comeback: Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you really bad advice.

"You're such a nerd."

Dipper's comeback: I prefer the term, intellectual badass.


Which was you're favorite? If you want a comeback for something, comment below? And don't forget to ask Dipper some questions if you have any!! :D

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