(My best friend had recently had a break up with his girlfriend and like three weeks later, she has a new boyfriend. Dipper has some advice for him! )
Dipper: Listen, never get jealous when you see you're Ex with someone else, because it seems that you're parents taught you to give you're used toys to the less fortunate. Hope that helped you. ;)
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Dipper Gleeful's guide to Sarcasm and Comebacks
HumorHello You guys. It's me, the one and only, Dipper Gleeful. You having trouble with comeback's and want to upgrade you're sarcasm? Well, you certainly came to the right person. I guess I'll be nice and give you some hints and snappy comebacks that wi...