-QUESTION: What's your top favorite comebacks, Dipper?-
You are so full of shit, the toilet's jealous.
You're like the end pieces of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you.
If I threw a stick, you'd leave, right?
Hey, your village called – they want their idiot back.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Don't hate me because I'm handsome. Hate me because your girlfriend thinks so.
You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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Dipper Gleeful's guide to Sarcasm and Comebacks
HumorHello You guys. It's me, the one and only, Dipper Gleeful. You having trouble with comeback's and want to upgrade you're sarcasm? Well, you certainly came to the right person. I guess I'll be nice and give you some hints and snappy comebacks that wi...
