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golden trio

billius: can someone pleasee
tell me the answer to number
four. i am struggling and if i
don't pass this i will die

you: you guys are in class,
lol losersssss

hermione: stella!!! snape was
literally calling your name and
he got so mad that he slammed
his book onto the table.

you: does snape have a crush
on me??? damn. he couldn't
have sirius or remus so he
took me.

harry: is snape going to
steal my girlfriend?!?!?!

you: shut up

you: and i also took the
answer key away from
him so i know all the
answers.

billius: OH MY GOD PLEASE
TELL ME I WILL LITERALLY
DO ANYTHING

you: anything? 😏

you: jk i'm not like that. i'll
send you guys the answer
key

hermione: that's cheating!

you: i'm not in class so
that's actually not cheating

billius: just please give me
the answers or i'm going
to kms

you: okay i'll send it

potter: THANK U

you: who said i'm giving
the answers to you???

hermione: boom roasted

hermione: i kind of like
this way of texting damn

you: which you learned
from the amazing stella
black!

unknown has joined the chat

unknown: who learned from
the best amazing ... not saying
my name just yet.

potter: why hello not saying
my name just yet.

you: who the fuck is this
dude?

billius: i have no clue

unknown: LANGUAGE

you: fuck shit bitch

hermione: stella stop. for all
you could know they could be
right behind you.

you: checked behind me. no
one is behind me except i
think it's dumbledore who is
making a tiktok.

unknown: send a video.

billius: IM STILL WAITING
ON MY FUCKING ANSWERS

you: WELL YOU HAVE TO
FUCKING WAIT BILLIUS

unknown: BILLIUS? 😭

billius: shut up you are too
much of a pussy to even say
your name.

harry: my bestie! she a bad
bitch!

unknown: my name is sirius
black...

you: and my name is holly
lithgo... stop lying

you: what if he's tom riddle?

you: WAIT

you added gin

you: LOOK TOM RIDDLE IS
HERE YOUR BESTIE

gin: AHHH

gin left the group!

you: she gets scared like
that lol. anyways tom...
how have you been?

unknown: i didn't even
confirm if i am tom...

potter: idk what's the big
deal about tom anyway, he
is just like anyone else 🙄

you: tom riddle is very
hot

unknown: WHAT?

hermione; oh my god
stella? what if this is
dumbledore.

billius: you come up with
the dumbest ideas hermione.

billius: AND I AM STILL
WAITING ON MY STUPID
FUCKING ANSWERS

potter: tom isn't even that
hot. but do you know what
is hot?

you: barty crouch jr?

unknown: WHAT THE
HELL

potter: you were suppose
to say me... but alright.

you: i told you!!! it was the
dementors!

dad: you are grounded and
you don't have nintendo
switch privilege anymore.

hermione: please. just tell us
who you are.

unknown: I YOLD YOU

unknown: sirius black.

unknown has left the chat

you: This boi

you are offline

billius: IM STILL WAITING
ON MY FUCKING ANDWERS

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