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Drunk Sans and The Newlyweds

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Derpychu1234 said:

  'Hmm... I don't really know a dare, but imma try to give you all one!^^ Maybe... I dare you all but Chara to do something stupid- You all can choose what you do, well not the person themselves, the group, or Mittens, can choose what an individual does. Chara said no stupid dares for her, so imma not give her one- she can just watch everyone else for the moment, so she can at least laugh at what you all do because you guys laughed at her when she did the chicken suit dare. That's her dare; to laugh at you all while you do something stupid.'

Mittens: I don't got any ideas. What about you all?

Chara: *Pulls out a bar of chocolate* Don't ask me, I'm free, idiots.

Frisk: Hmm... What about if we all jumped off a bridge? That would be something stupid.

Asriel: You and Kris have fun with that.

Sans: Yeah, no. Sorry, kid, but Paps would kill me. If I wasn't already dead. You know 1 HP and all?

Chara: We all know that doesn't mean anything to you. *Glares at Sans*

Kris: Uh, Frisk, I don't know how many times you fell into the Underground but I only fell into the Darkener World once so-

Ralsei: FELL?! Why didn't you or Susie tell me?!

Kris: I found a SAVE star, Susie's tougher than a rock apparently, and to be fair we were still a little unsure about you when we first came because you were still a stranger to us. *Rubs his neck nervously*

Ralsei: Ooh... *Looks away*

Sans: Well the person said we could decide as a group what each of us does individually so maybe we just put suggestions in a hat and pull out from it?

Chara: How is that deciding as a group?

Sans: Last I checked you weren't involved in this. *Glares at her*

Frisk: That's a great idea, Sans! *Pulls out the Cowboy Hat from her items*

Chara: Isn't Jesse going to be pissed you still haven't given him his hat back? *Shakes her head*

Kris: Which character is that? *Tries to remember everyone from Hometown*

Frisk: He let me barrow it, remember? *Sets the hat upside down on the table*

Asriel: Uh... Well, he's one of the six fallen humans who fell into the Underground between Frisk and Chara. The Justice soul, I think.

Sans: He's not important, though. *Visibly annoyed*

Asriel: Since when did Sans not get along with Justice?

Chara: *Starts chuckling at Sans* Jesse is very out going and kind of has a thing for Frisk. Him and Sans are constantly butting heads because of that.

Kris: And the plot thickens!

Ralsei: *Smiles*

Asriel: Since when?!

Frisk: I didn't know Jesse liked me...?

Sans: HE DOESNT.

Chara: Wow, comedian.

Mittens: This chapter is already at 483 words, can we get to putting stuff in hats, please? *Shoves the hat closer to the group*

Chara: Yeah, guys! Let's hop to it! We got so much to do and so little time to do it!

Kris: Wait a second... There are more humans...? Why didn't anybody tell me?!

Sans: Shut up, Chara. *Pinches the bridge of his non-existen nose*