shrek and reader get high and hallucinate their old pal mickey, the three of them have hot steamy sexs but the morning after they wake up with suprize to see who they really did the do with..
"wow that sex was poggers" shrek-chan groaned "now back to explaining the drama freddie has been in recently"
"yea thats right" you reply opening your phone to shreksagram "didnt he get expelled?"
"not exactly, just suspended." shrek began picking at his toes thoughtfully "basically he got cought catfishing the principle on tender"
"...." you feel yourself tearing up as you say "miickle mouse used to do shit like that"
shrek jumped "oh shit i didnt mean-"
"its nothing" you turn away wiping the tears from your face.
you and shrek awkwardly get ready for school, neither of you know how to talk about the night before.
"hey so uh, my dad kinda lost his drivers license cuz he ran over a kid so we'll have to walk, sorry" shrek whispered as you both crept down the stairs trying not to wake up his parents.
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