"listen swaggo,,, i,,,, i have a confession to make,,," shrek puts hes head in his hands ", the truth is i've always had a crush on you and was to afraid to say anything"
"thats fine i understa-" you began but shrek held up a hand continuing.
"but theres more to it then that. i was afraid that you would reject me so i resorted to um, rolplaying" you look on in confusion not really sure what hes saying. "i,,, i used to have sexs with berry pretending he was you"
shrek stood up and nearly fell into the toilet as e reached out to grab your hands in his, tears streaming down his face "i love you but i cant imagine how you could ever be with me after all that"
for a moment you stood there in silence but suddenly you began to laugh uncontrollably. "dude i cant belive berry is gay haha"
shrek looked very confused
you contenued laughing "i dont care about that shrek thats hot" you bite your lip thinking back to that night in shreks room, realizing the underwear must have belonged to berry "i guess now you can have sexs with the real thing, although i must say nothing can replace the feeling of mickeys ass cheeks in your face"
shrek fell back to the floor looking relived "yea,,, true homie,,,, mickeys pickle just,, hit different,, literally,,"
shrek looked up at you with sexy eyes"yo baby i got some special flint stones from carl earlier,,, want to give them a try with me upstairs in berrys parents bathtub?"
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shrek and mickey mouse threesome with reader
Romanceshrek and reader get high and hallucinate their old pal mickey, the three of them have hot steamy sexs but the morning after they wake up with suprize to see who they really did the do with..
