Its been months since you and shrek and that wensday night sex. The two of you had'nt spoken about it, in fact you haven't really spoken to shrek latley. He'd been hanging out with your slutty ex, the oncler. you felt annoyed just thinking about it.
as you walked down the school hallway towards the bathroom carl wheezer and jemmy nutrawn walked past you, hands in eachothers pants as usual. however their conversation cought your intrest. "yooo berrys parents areout of town and hes throwing a huge party with strippers and everything"
normaly you wernt interested in parteys but it would be a good chance to see shrek again and mabe make things less awkward. of course the oncler would be there but he would probably be busy finding someones,,,, uh bush to deforest.
naturally shrek would be busy throwing up in a bathroom somewhere so you could spend some quality time together.
you went home to get cleaned up before the party, you never got around to taking that shower. 15 minutes until you intended you leave you were still lying in bed scrolling though tiktoks COUGH COUGH i mean shrekigram reels because you were to lazy to open tik-tonk. you began digging though your laundry basket trying to find clothes that were cool but not to smelly.
you ended up choosing a cringe hoodie your mom bought you and turning it inside out so nobody could see the design of a bagel and baguette having sex.
you headed outside though the backdoor and hurried down the street towards berrys house. you werent sure what house it was exactly but you were able to tell imminently once you got to the street. it was shaped like a beehive, smelled like a beehive, felt like a beehive- but surprisingly it was a beehive.
you kocked on the door and it was opened by a very depressed looking green man with one eye.
"..heyy mike" you said smile nervously not really sure what to say "sorry about him,,, sulley cheating on you with randall man,,"
"yea...whutevah,,," mike replied uncomfortably eyeing the food table.
you coughed and mumbled and excuse hurring over to the bathroom in search of shrek.
as expected shrek was retching his guts out. "hey man"you said glancing around at the tacky white-person mermaid bathroom décor.
shrek groaned and leaned back agenst the toilet looking up at you with red eyes
"have,,, you been crying?" you say feeling uncomfortable.
"listen swaggo,,, i,,,, i have a confession to make,,,"
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shrek and mickey mouse threesome with reader
Romanceshrek and reader get high and hallucinate their old pal mickey, the three of them have hot steamy sexs but the morning after they wake up with suprize to see who they really did the do with..
