shrek and reader get high and hallucinate their old pal mickey, the three of them have hot steamy sexs but the morning after they wake up with suprize to see who they really did the do with..
you awoke on the floor of berry b. bensons parents room. your head hurt like a bitch and when you looked over you found you were not alone, shrek was half in the tub drooling in his sleep. it was then that you remembered the night before.
jumping up you shouted "miCKEY??" your head stung but you hardly noticed, you couldnt believe youd had sex with mickey again after all those years. however the person you turned to see wasnt mickey...
"shane??? you said feeling a messive bone form inside your pocket "is that you king?"
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"omg yasss queen its me you realy poped off last night im so glad i got the chance to dom you and shrek, lucky me!" shane dawson giggled
you couldnt help but blush, after all everyone knew shane dawlson made the best videos ever "your documentorys are my favorite your so sexy! but,,, what about ryan?"
"ryan is off getting me a limited eddition copy of jeffry star and kanyay fucking" shane replied typing a simple passoword of all 000s into his phone and opening shrekchat "do you mind if i put this on my story? it makes me look good when i say i've meet fans"
"of coruce you reply brethlessly"
"ah ah, you have to put cloth on first, wouldnt want people thinking i diddle kids now would we? "shane laughed his eyes wondering to your feet"
after you pulled on a hoddie you and shane took a selfie and he signed his name on your left toe on your right foot.
"i must be leaving now to film a dramatic apology for saying weird things about kids and animals" shane said "take good care of shrek, you snagged yourself a real hottie"
"thank you i will" you said turning to wake shrek to tell him the exciting news "shrek shrek guess what!!!! we had spexial aduilt stuff with shane sawson!!!
shreks eyes opened wide "HHHOOTTIE HOOO PARNER THATS MEGA POGGERS" he jumped up and ran off after shane begging for an autograph. you laughed to youself throwing the used heronin needles into the trash.
"are you fucking kidding" berry said buzzing in looking tired and gay "i cant belive you and shrek has sex with shane dawson without me"
"sorry benny" you say "go watch calmecarson or whatever vergins do these days"
berry b benson went crying into his room (virgin behavior even tho this is a plot hole because he had sex with shrek mulitple times)
anyway thats the end of the story this chaptar is dedicated to my mom, who is a huge fan of shane dawson :)
