MCYT x reader one shots

🌸 1 (lemon boy) 🌸

there once was a bittersweet man
and they called him 'Lemon Boy'
he was growing in my garden
and i pulled him by his hair.
like a weed

i smiled as wilbur told me about the grand technoblade, i nodded when he told me what a bittersweet man he was. i walked out to my garden to pick some flowers but all i saw was the one and only. technoblade i smiled and he glared at me before leaving, i questioned it but let it go shaking it off

and like weeds do he only came back
and grew again
so i figured i might as well let him be

the next morning i went to check on my flowers again, awaiting the day i got to give them to technoblade. the one i oh so wanted to get to know, i walked out and saw technoblade again we made eye contact but this time he didn't run. he just went back to looking and smelling the flowers, i decided to let him be and walk inside

Lemon Boy and me started to get along together
i helped him plant his seeds and we mowed
the lawn in bad weather
it's actually pretty easy being nice to
a bitter boy like him
so i got myself a citrus friend

soon it was a normal thing for me to give technoblade flowers each morning, soon we grew closer and he started to actually talk to me and slowly we grew close. he helped me with my flowers, even when it was raining and pouring we would always. always go and make sure the flowers were okay.

he was actually a really great friend, once he got attached to me he never wanted to leave my side. how could people say he was bitter when he was really just afraid of people hurting him? i guess i got myself a citrus friend

but soon his bittersweet started to rub off on me
you'd think smelling like zest
would be pretty neat
i found out my friends were more savory type
and they weren't too keen on compromising
with a nice lemon pie..

soon me and technoblade became almost inseparable, i developed a sort of feelings for him but that's besides the point! you'd think having one of the most feared but also sweet people by your side would be pretty great, but when i went to l'manberg to say hi to tubbo..they weren't too keen on letting technoblade come with me..so i left. who needs tubbo anyway!

so lemon boy and me, we just gotta get along together
i helped him plant his seeds
and we mowed the lawn in bad weather
it's actually pretty easy
being nice to a bitter boy like him
so i got myself a citrus friend.

me and technoblade stayed together and continued along with our lives, i helped him get gear for his war, and he helped me make the decision to stay home..i stayed over at his house when the weather was bad and we kept s the flowers alive always checking on them

as i said, it's easy to be friends with a such a 'bitter' boy. i found myself. my best friend, and maybe even more..?

but what if i run out of fertilizer
what if the clouds run out of rain
what if Lemon Boy wont grow no longer
what if beaches dry of sugar cane?

technoblade went off to l'manberg and since i hadn't wanted to join in conflict i stayed home, but technoblade took almost too long to come back. what if he doesn't come back? what if he just thought my flowers were dumb? what if he thought i was dumb..what if the flowers did because i can't get out of bed one day and techno isn't there to help me!

oh well
the whales start to beach themself
tortoise shells tear away from their spines
it happens all the time
it happens all the time

i sighed trying to reassure myself that he was okay, this happens all the time right? he had gotten himself into many wars..right..? i await for my friends arrival..friends..? crushes? loves? i cant even focus on that now..

lemon boy and i, we're gonna live
forever
like snufkin and little my, we'll get around wherever
lemon boy and i, we're gonna live
forever
like snufkin and little my, we'll get around wherever

i smiled as i saw technoblade walking up to my house, when he entered. i jumped up and hugged him

"WE'LL LIVE FOREVER TECHNO!!" i yelled happily clinging to him, we'll get around wherever just like george and dream!!

"WE NEVER DIE BABYYYY" technoblade yelled back and i smiled i couldn't even keep my excitement contained

"JUST LIKE- you- PFFT" i began laughing and technoblade set me down before taking off his armor, he let it dry and cool down. i helped him bandage up before letting him rest

it's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him
so we're the bitterest boys in town
yeah we're the bitterest boys around
and i got myself a citrus friend.

me and technoblade now are sat on my roof, i handed technoblade a flower crown made out of the flowers we helped grow. he smiled softly his cheek dusted a light pink shade, i smiled right back at him.
he nervously grabbed my hand, yes his hand was extremely sweaty but hey- so was mine

we can be bitter together, we'll be the bitterest people in town! i turned away from the pretty sunset to look at technoblade, he looked at me as well and i slowly leaned in to kiss him. our lips made contact for a few seconds before i pulled away too flustered to continue. when i opened my eyes technoblade was smiling at me before he kissed me, i was hella surprised but kissed back..

TWO IN A ROW?? HELL YEAH- also i'm procrastinating doing a theatre project- so take this YUHHH- ALSO THANK YOU FOR THE READS AHHHHH