I Have a Mini Guillotine

I have a mini guillotine
It sits on my counter nice and clean
When people come over it never goes unseen
The hanging blade catches the sun's gleam
And yes it know it may seem obscene,
To own such a thing at just sixteen
Double Bubble Disco Queen
With a loud chop that'll make you scream
Bro chill, it's just a grape Pauline!