(Dante)
"Hey Dante...look man I don't know how to tell you but back in highschool I made out with Blake. Not like a kiss but full on tongue action. Like I can see why you like her because..you know I'm gonna shut up now and wait for you to kick my ass. Bye..!"
(Kaiba)
"*hic* Hey kaiba where the fuck is that flying car you promised? I WANT MY FLYING CAR!! I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE WINGS HESTIA I WANT TO FLY AND DRIVE AT THE SAME TIME!"
(Nathan/KisaragiReaper21)
"Hey..*burp* I'm outside your house. Duel me! I already beat Yugi. Not in a duel I legitimately beat his ass!! I'm not sure if it was the male or female because they sound the same.*hic* Come out Nathan~ Come out to plaaay~"
(Sapphire/Sapphire_Wave)
"LeOnE~! Come ba-*burp*AacK! I luv yuu~!! Please! I can change!*sob* I still miss you...! YOU DIRTY FUCKING WHORE!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU SLUT!*whisper* I love you..~"
(Izuku Midoriya)
"HEY I FUCKED YOUR MOM BITCH!!"
(Zuwon/jdgeer25)
"HEY!*hic* I...AM...DRUNK...!! YOU..*hic* Neh-neeeh to be..DRUNK!! I thought we were friends man~!!*sobs* Everyone hates me and I know it~! AAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAA~!!"
(Rose/-Rose_Springs-)
"Hey...come over...please...*burp* I want to make more mistakes...who am I calling? Is this pizza hut?! Hey!! Your pizza sucks! If I find any of your workers near my house I'LL KILL EM!"
