Valentines Day Mess Up

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Feburary 14th, Valentine's Day. A day where couples show their love with meaningless gifts and sex. The harem of Dominic Sparda wakes up ready to see what their husband has planned for them today.

Hestia: Today's the day~ Today is the day~

Hestia gets herself ready for the day, making herself as pretty as she could for her husband. The rest of his harem does the same and when the clock strikes noon they all open their doors and walk out

Akeno: Oh Dommy~ We're ready~

Nero:*on the couch* Oh hey guys what's up?

Hestia: Where's your father Nero? Cause we're ready for our day and night of fun~!

Nero: Oh...uh...he left

All: WHAT?!

Cait: Are you telling me I got all dolled up for a shag and me husband isn't here?!

Nero: S-sorry but uh...he's there.

Nero points to the TV where Dominic was in a tournament dueling Aster Phoenix

Revy: You gotta be fucking kidding me...

Koro: Go dad!!

Sona: Why is this entertaining to you son? I thought you would be with 22.

Koro: She's hanging out with 17 mother and I want to support father.

Hestia: And you Nero what about you and Kyrie?

Nero: We're just gonna help the orphanage out.

Leone: That sounds boring.

Nero: Hey it's my job and I like it and she likes it too.

Alexander walks in between the girls with Ed

Koro: Greetings brother

Alexander: Good day. What's with everyone gathering up?

Nero: Dad left before they could give him the good suck.

Alexander: Ha ha. Funny.

Leone: So where are you two lovebirds going?

Alexander: Sora is taking us to the park.

Sora: You guys ready?

Akeno: Sora I thought you would have a date.

Sora: Not this time mom. Besides they still need an adult to watch them.

Helen: I wanna go too!

Sora: Okay okay calm down before you break someone finger.

Nero: Ha!

Koro: Shh!! Dads winning!

The family gathers and watches Dominic duel Aster

Dominic: Neo-Blue Eyes attack Destiny HERO Dogma!

The three headed dragon blasts the monster away dropping Aster's life points to zero

Nero: Yeah!!

Hestia: He's playing card games and not spending the day with us!!

Esdeath: He's going to get it when he comes home!

Nero: Well I think it's time for me to head out.

Koro: Me too

Sora: Yep!

The children rush out of the house as fast as they could as they did not want to hear the beatdown their father was going to receive when he gets home

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