Dominic came out of the house with Nero covering his eyes
Dominic: Look Nero I get you guys getting me a new car but why making it a surprise?
Nero: Because Koro worked his ass off for this baby and he wanted it to be surprising.
Dominic: Nero I've seen many things in my life. Things no man should see. Nothing could surprise me.
Nero: Okay then. Ta-da!
Nero uncovers his fathers eyes and his jaw immediately hit the floor in shock and awe
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Dominic: Wh...f....y...I...how...WHAT?!
Nero: Surprised?
Dominic: Nero...that is a clone wars Juggernaut! How..?!
Nero: We found it.
Dominic: You FOUND a war machine?
Nero: Yeah.
Dominic: I...it's just too crazy.
Nero: And big.
Dominic: Yeah that, where the hell am I gonna put it?!
Nero: You know the stuff that makes Ant Man small? It shrinks.
Dominic:*facepalms* Huuuh god... you kids are gonna give me a heart attack one of these days.
Nero: But you do like it right?
Dominic:*sigh* ....yeah it's pretty kick ass. Tell Koro he did a good job.
Nero: Oh he knows Dad..he knows.
