As Minho walked down the path, upset about how Jisung broke up with him for a furry that wasn't even his type, he saw a person squatting down. Cries were heard and Minho couldn't bear to hear anymore so he went over to them and gave a greeting. "Hey. Can you like shut up?" Minho says. "I-I cant! I-I-I cant woof woof!" The woman cries out harder. Minho backed up once he heard woof woof. "Too bad im a meow meow person." Minho says.
"Wait no! Please! Come back and help me!" The woman yells and grabs his shirt. "Get off of me!" Minho yells and sighs. "I want to woof woof please...I need to get a man!",, "Argh fine! What type of woof woof?" Minho asks. "A-A a-aggressive one please." She says.
"First, whats your name?" Minho sits down. "N-Nicki..Nicki Minaj.." Nicki sniffs. "Alright. So first you wanna picture the person in your head." Minho says. "A-Anyone?" Nicki asks. "Anyone so hurry up. Then you wanna imagine yourself as a dog. A big big BIG dog that looks intimidating. After you wanna open your mouth and go GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF really loudly to get their attention." Minho clears his throat.
"Oh..okay." Nicki takes a deep breath and opens her eyes, staring at Minho. "GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF!" Nicki barks. "Woah! Good job on your first try! Who did you imagine?" Minho asks.
"Y-You." Nicki giggles and blushes. "Sorry I'm gay." Minho walks off. "NO COME BACK MY HUSBAND! I LOVE YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE!" Nicki cries again.
Minho looks back at Nicki, holds her hand and makes her stand up, like literally force her to get up.
"Now you know how to bark, want to test it on people?" Minho smiles. Nicki smiled back.
The whole day Minho and Nicki spent time together barking at people. They then fell in love.
After spending the whole day together, the two went to a beach. "I enjoyed today, thank you so much minho." Nicki cried. Minho hugged her. Just as the two were about to lock lips a big blue and red light with a siren go off, its the police!
"Nicki Minaj, Lee Minho, you are under arrest for harassment and a lot of swag"
The two spent the rest of their life in jail LOL
note: this story was a collaboration with vvminnho so yeah 🤫🤫🤫
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LEE MINHO X NICKI MINAJ
Contolee minho is a talented man, who has experienced heart break. Even when struggling, he won't hesitate to help those around him. Lee Minho finds a poor girl crying, looking for hope, her heart is empty, will Minho be able to fill that whole?
