Ways To Be Annoying

Riddles

Here's a few riddles. Try to figure out the answers and post it in the comments. (In the comments write Riddle #1 is ........ etc)

Riddle #1

If half a chicken laid 2 1/2 eggs, and you used that to make a pound of butter, how much does the butter way?

Riddle #2

A man leaves a $100,000 dollar bill on his desk and leaves work. When he returns the money is gone. He has three suspects: the cook, the cleaning lady, and the mail guy. The cook says he put the money under a book on his desk to keep it safe. They check and it is no longer there. The maid says she moved it when she was cleaning to the inside of the book between page 1 and 2. They open the book and look between page number 1 and 2 but it isn't there. The mail guy says he saw it sticking out of the book and to keep it safe he moved it to between page number 2 and 3. Once they are done the culprit is promptly arrested.Who did it and how did he know?

Riddle #3

A man pushes his car and stops in front of a hotel and immediately goes bankrupt. What is he doing?