Once upon a time there was a perfect sandwich. It was made of lettuce, tomatoes, bacon, and turkey meat. It was so powerful that when you ate it you would become a pig. One day a person named dude picked up the sandwitch. "MMM this sandwitch looks delicious!" said dude. Than dude turned into a pig. And thats how you make bacon.
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Ways To Be Annoying
HumorHere's awesome and funny ways to annoy people. There's also a bunch of funny random stuff in here. Updated daily. (Completed)