Blonde Story

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Three girls were running from the cops.
They ran into a store.
The red hair girl hid in a cat cage
The brunette hid in a dog cage
And the blonde hid under a potato sack
The cops first kicked on the cat cage.
"Mew mew!" Said the red hair girl.
The cops thought she was a cat and moved on.
They kicked on the dog cage.
"Ruff ruff!" The brunette copied the red hair girl.
The cops moved on.
The blonde noticed the pattern
The cops kicked on the potato sack
"Potato potato!" Said the blonde

(This isn't meant to be offensive to blondes it's just funny. Trust me I'm a blonde too 😄)

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