1. I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?
2. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
3. The only thing I understand about Algebra: I look at my X and I wonder Y
4. If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
5. We consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
6. If you lend someone money and you never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7. When life gives you lemons you clone those lemons, and make them into super lemons.
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Ways To Be Annoying
HumorHere's awesome and funny ways to annoy people. There's also a bunch of funny random stuff in here. Updated daily. (Completed)
