Sonadow One-shots (Baby, Solves All Yo Problems)

Drunken Secret (Sonadow)

Sonic P.O.V.

I walk into the bar, sit down, and order a drink. I don't usually go to bars, but tonight was different. Tonight was the night I finally broke up with Amy. She didn't take it well, and I know she's really mad at me now, but I couldn't keep dating her. I just couldn't. I don't even like girls.

So, I'm sitting there, feeling bad about what I did, when Shadow sits in the seat right next to me. Oh shit, he's right next to me. The guy I have a crush on is sitting right next to me; right after I broke up with my girlfriend. Aw geez, I hope he doesn't get too drunk. Then again, if he did, he wouldn't remember whatever we did together... No, Sonic! Turn off your gayass brain right now!

I say hi to him, and he grunts in response.

"Friendly as ever, Shad." I laugh, and he glares at me. Then he takes a shot. And another. And another. He's starting to look woozy.

"Shadow, maybe you should stop."

"Don't tell me what to fucking do." He growls at me, and takes another shot, eyes on me the entire time, as if to rub it in my face. He then looks away, and after a few seconds, asks me,

"So, how was your day?"

"Yep, you're definitely drunk!" I laugh. He grunts again. "But if you really want to know, I, uh, broke up with Amy." I say, slowing down on that last part.

"Oh, good riddance!" Shadow yelled, his words already getting groggy. "You shoulda dumped that bitch sooner." I shrug and ask,

"What about you?" He takes another shot.

"Oh, y'know, just questioning my sanity. Again." Shadow says. At this point, he's figured out that he can just take the whole bottle and start chugging it. I furiously snatch the boddle from him before he drinks himself to death.

"Shadow, stop it! I don't want to have to drive you home!"

"Oh, come on Maria, I'm fiiine." He says. I get confused, and he sees his window to snatch the bottle back from me.

"Who's Maria?" I ask. Shadow stares at me for a solid 10 seconds, then says, "Maria, how could you forget your own name?"

"Uhh, I'm not Maria. I'm Sonic."

"Ohh yeah, Sonic! I should totally introduce you to him one of these days, he's awesome."

I stare at him. Shadow thinks I'm awesome? I can feel my cheeks heating up. I decide to play into this game. Look, I know it's wrong to take advantage of a drunk person, but I want to know what he really thinks of me!

"I - uh, h-he's awesome?"

"Sure he is! But if you ask him, he'd say I hated him. See, whenever he tries to talk to me, I act like I don't care; but really, I do care, and I like being with him. He makes me feel all weird inside."

I'm astounded. Does he really feel that way? He then leans in, and looks around all secretive-like.

"Just between you and me, Maria; I think I have a crush on him." My eyes widen and my heart is about to explode. Does he really like me? No, it's probably just the drink talking.

"I know; crazy, right? But, there's no chance he likes me back. I mean, he's totally straight!" He sighes. "It's fucking gay."

He looks at me, and his eyes widen.

"Oh, sorry Maria. I know you don't like it when I say curse words." I try to keep my cool. I say,

"Well, I guess it's fine sometimes; if you're feeling a strong emotion."