I can do requests if you want. Most ships. Gay, straight, Mephiles, whatever(honestly and gender even is Meph?) Here's my exceptions:
Sonic character x Eggman (ew)
Romantic Shadow x Maria
Werehog Sonic
Characters I haven't heard of
Movie Sonic
Sonic x Sonic (except for Scourge)
Sexual content of any kind! I don't do it!
Pretty much anything else is fair game tho. Long-term relationship, first date, confession, song, pretty much any form (human form included. Be prepared for Mexican Shadow, because that will be coming).
I don't really know what else to put here.
If you just want to get to the stories, skip the rest of this
According to all known laws of aviation, it should be impossible for a bee to take flight. Their fat bodies and tiny wings just aren't enough to off them off the ground. But bees fly anyway, because they don't care what humans think... I'm helping him sue the human race... That girl is cute. She's your cousin! She is? Yeah, were all cousins!
What am I doing?
Sonic: I love this shirt. This is my favorite shirt. We even have the same nemesis. Shadow the Hedgehog.
Sonic: [scares Silver]
Silver: Ahh! Stop, I could've dropped my croissant!
G. Robotnik: Shadow has 25 dish soaps-
Maria: Wait, why does Shadow have So many soaps?
Shadow, with his 25 dish soaps: Mind your own business, Maria!
Sonic: [hears stampede in the background]
Sonic: [looks behind him]
Sonadow fans
Maria: Don't tell your mother
Shadow: Kiss one another
Maria: Die for each other
Amy: I'm a lesbian
Sonic: I thought you were American?
Cream: Sonic, is that a weed?!
Sonic: No, this is a crayon
Cream: I'm calling the police! [Enters 911 on microwave]
Sonic: That isn't going to wor - [911 what's your emergency?]
Infinite to Shadow: His hair, wack! His gear, wack! The way that he talks, wack! The way that he doesn't even like to smile, wack!
Infinite: Me, I'm tight as balls!
Okay, I should stop.
Sonadow fans: exist
Sonamy fans: Is that allowed? Is this even allowed?
Sonadow fans: stop
Cream: I want to see my little boy
Amy: [holding Cheese] here he comes
Cream: I want to see my little boy
Silver: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!
Sonic 3d blast: aaah
Sonic 06: Aaaaah
Sonic Rise of Lyric: AAAAAAAH!
Should I make Sonic memes and post them in a different story? Maybe. Also, sorry for that.
YOU ARE READING
Sonadow One-shots (Baby, Solves All Yo Problems)
FanfictionI just thought I'd do this because, why not? I will probably have slow updates, tho. It's going to be mostly Sonadow, but I will have other ships. I'm open to requests. I can do most stuff exept for smut, SonicxSonic, and werehog form. Oh, also, go...
