Teen Titans Truth Or Dare!

So damn sorry!

Me: Long time no see!

M: Bitch where the fuck have you been?!

Me: At like a hundred Bat and Bar mitzhavs with you!

M: Oh yeah...

Me: No joke, I haven't had a proper week end in ages!

M: Life of a jew!

Beast: Kay we get on with it! I'm so tired...

Me: How come?

BB: Beast stayed up all night watching the 'nature channel'

Logic: Why?!

BB: Cause-

Beast: SHUT UP!

BB: Animal mating season!

Beast: LOGAN!

Duela: You were watching animal porn?

Beast: Weeeeeell.......

Cyborg: That's a pretty deep well...

Duela: Beasty that's gross!

Beast: *shrugs* meh!

Joker: See! This is why I hate the kid!

Me: Alright dares! 1... Guys... Speedy and Aqua lad aren't in this any more... Next! (soz) All the girls have to seduce their boyfriends/partners for 30minutes. Thank God me and M are single!

M: That's a bad thing...

Me: Not really...

Logic: That mean Joelle needs to come here!

M: Logic she fucking hates you!

Logic: That's not true...

Me: Yeah it is! Girls go!

Raven: Really?

BB: Hey Rae Rae... (waggles eye brows)

Raven: Huh... fine... (strokes his cheek and sits on his lap) Oh Gar...  Your so sexy...

BB: (gulps) 

Cyborg: Dang... You got him speechless!

Bee: Oh sparky? 

Cyborg: Yeah?

Bee: ( kisses his cheek) Hey big boy... 

Cyborg: O/////O

Beast: Huh? Didn't know Tin Man could blush!

Duela: Do I have to... he's had enough porn!

Beast: HEY!

Logic: You can never have enough porn!

M: Gross..

Me: Just do it!

Duela: FINE! (Sits on his lap) Ha! Your already bright red Beasty!

Beast: s-shut up...

Duela: (bits lip and rubs his chest) Damn Beasty... (strokes his hair) You... me... sofa... now...