Teen Titans Truth Or Dare!

WILFRED?!

Me: Hey everyone... Still in a bit of a... faze... You'll know what I mean if you read my other book.

M: What?

Me: Nothing important... Anyways so since you guys really like him in my authors note's I need my 'fake friend' here... Just to make me feel a bit better...

M: Bitch dah fuck you talking about?!

Me: Remember we were talking about sharing secrets at Lunch... I never tell my secrets... Any way to the book! Introducing... WILFRED WORFTACHE!

Wilfred: WOOOOOO! I'm in this book toooo!

Beast: Ah fuck!

Wilfred: Hey Beast's back! Sup buddy!

Beast: Kill me now...

Wilfred: Hey babe, where's tomato dude?

Me: Trigon is in hell... duh!

Logic: Tomato dude?

Raven:  He knows my dad?

Wilfred: Yeah duh! I was gonna punch him straight in the gabba! 

Raven: Okay then...

Me: Worftache you can read the first one!

Wilfred: Okie dokie babe!

Joker: Nice tache!

Wilfred: Why thank you! Nice smile!

Joker: I like this guy!

Wilfred: NUMBER 1! Worftache must kiss Poppie!

Me: Wilfred read the dares properly!

M: Like that would happen anyway...

Wilfred: FINE! Truth for BB, were you jelly of M-mal... What a stupid name! Malchoir!?!

BB: Em... Well yeah! He was taking my girl!

Raven: I wasn't 'your girl' when you pushed me out of that hug!

BB: YOU FREAKED ME OUT! You never hug people! I scared me!

Beast: Wow Logan... scared of your own mate... wow...

Duela: HEY BEASTY! (Jumping up behind him, scaring him)

Beast: (Screams) Duela! You scared the shit out of me!

Joker: Ha! That's my girl!

Star: Friend Beast, did you really do the poop?

Beast: NO!

Wilfred: LIKE A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! Next one! BB must kick some dude names Mento in the balls! I'm sorry but what kinda name is MENTO?! What is his wife called Coke?! 

BB: HEY DON'T MAKE FUN OF RITA!

Wilfred: Whatever! Go kick him! 

*to the doom patrol hide out!*

BB: Hey!

Rita: Garfield! Oh my little baby! (hugs him) I missed you sweety!