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Me: (whispering) hey... We've been trapped in the panic room for about an hour now... Joker is still in Gotham but no news about any exploding hospitals...

TV: THE JOKER HAD JUST BLOWN UP THE RED CROSS! MILLIONS ARE DEAD ALONG WITH HALF THE CAMERA CREW!

Me: well I stand corrected!

Beast: thank g-d it's over!

Duela: once you've been claimed it's never over... not until there's a bullet in your head!

Logic: sheeeet...

M: you had to invite the joker!?

Me: he's awesome!

Robin: no! he's Gotham's most wanted criminal!

Me: what's the difference! Well we have sometime to kill so...

Raven: bad choice of words...

Me: let's just move on with the dares! since I really like this one and it's for the whole chappy, it's going 1st! Duela must behave like her normal insane clown self for the rest of the chapter!

Duela: I'm not two face! I can't just change like that! I need a situation here!

Beast: hm.... got one! I'm cheating on you with Anger!

Duela: Your WHAT?!

M: get down!

Duela: I'm going to kill that bitch! who is she Beasty? Hm! hahahaha! When I find her I'm going to give her a gift! The best gift anyone could ever be given... (pulls out knife) the scars!

Logic: SHE HAS A KNIFE!

M: This really is the panic room!

Beast: Duela calm down, I was lying... You know I love you!

Duela: Pft! That's what they all say! Oh we love you Duela, but I'm just going to cheat on your father with bat man?! I love you Duela, but I'm just going to avenge your cheating whore of a mother and get myself killed!? Here take my sister, I love her but I don't want to be the Joker's apprentice!?

Cyborg: Wow... That's deep...

Beast: I didn't know... 

Duela: HA! NO ONE! No one knows what this is like! NO ONE!

Raven: Duela just relax, you're scared...

Duela: Scared?! Of what?! You guys?! The Joker?! HA! I have nothing to fear any more! I've lost everything!

Beast: That's not true...

Duela: Oh really! I guess that answers one question, dogs really aren't capable of thinking like humans!

Beast: I'm not a DOG! And it's not true... because... be.... because...

Duela: (mocking) Because because, SPIT IT OUT MAN!?

Beast: Because you have me! (hugs her)

Girls: Awe!

Boy's: (coughing) Loser.... loser...

Star: Friend Beast is not the loser, he is the winner!

Me: Yeah! How about you guys grow a pair and show the girl you love that you care!

Aqua lad: Harsh...

Cyborg: Dang, never thought of it that way...

BB: Sorry dudes.... er dudets...

Me: Better! Now lets continue! Robin and Star can make out!

Robin: Yes! Finally! (dips and kisses star!)

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