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Technoblade's P.O.V.
"What. The fuck. Was that." I slammed the door behind me as I entered the potato farm, and the gods spaced themselves out around the farm as holograms.
"Hey, I'm right, aren't I?" Xynn shrugged.
"What are you trying to do, drive her insane?" Enchan snapped back.
"Well..."
"God of insanity amirite?" Elijah shrugged.
"Okay- true-" I couldn't argue that. "But is that uh... necessary?"
"Plot wise, absolutly not, but killing the audience from inside out? Absolutly." Enchan sighed, "I really need to be working on the plot- and regulating the Discord server- and literally everything in between. Evy you deal with them."
"En- Oh gods-" Evy sighed as Enchan faded off into space. "Fuck."
"Uh... okay- so- can we agree to not drive her insane?"
"No promises." Xynn smiled, "depends on Enchan's plot. Everything depends on that."
"What the actual fuck." I glared at him.
"Hey while we're at it, why don't we also just beat the shit out of her mental health?" Pleb asked.
"No!" Me, Evy and Rin screamed at them at the same time.
"Jokes... jokes." They rolled their eyes.
"That better be a joke." I responded, and we sat in silence for a moment. "You guys- just leave us alone for a few days, go back to- wherever you came from for a few days, 'kay?"
"I agree, you kids are just going too far." Evy nodded along.
"And we do need to do our duties for a while, we are gods with a responciblity, y'know?" Rin tagged along.
"That's just another excuse." Xynn rolled his eyes.
"Hey, but it's true!" She glared.
"Fine fine." Pleb sighed, "Xynn, you can plan on whatever you'll do during that time."
"Yeah, just leave for a few days, build a house or something." I agreed.
"Fine then!" Xynn crossed his arms. "I'll see you guys later!" He faded away into space too.
"Come on now, all of you, let's go back." Evy rounded everyone up, and they all left. finally.
(Y/N)'s P.O.V., a few days later
I wasn't at the base for a few days, in all honesty, no one was at Pogtopia for a few days. We were all gathering items of importance, since we knew the end was near. The Pogtopian-Manburg war was going to happen soon. Well, I knew for a fact that it was going to happen, since well... Enchan's books. They still laid in the corner of my room, and I would pick them up to read, every other day, but last time I was back in Pogtopia, and I picked up the book labeled Manburg, the book said, at the very end:
"War."
Vague as fuck, thanks a lot, Enchan. At that time, I picked up a pen, and scribbled "Pogtopia-Manburg" before the word, and Enchan just wrote ":D"
I really don't know what's going through that girl's head.
But I really needed yo get back to Pogtopia. I was in the middle of the Nether. Alone. "Yikes..." I muttered to myself as I placed an ender chest in front of me, and I placed the ancient debris inside. I had a lot. Pog. "Am I lost? I'm not lost am I?" I picked the chest up, and decided to walk around. "I'm not lost I'm not lost I'm not lost-"
An hour later
"I'm lost." I sighed, and sat down in a shelter I made. "Can the gods- can they hear me?" I tilted my head slightly. "Lemme try- I'm gonna look so dumb if this doesn't work-" I sighed, and prepared to be embarrassed, even though I'm alone.
"Evyyyyyyyyy?" I screamed out into the Nether.
Yes? A voice popped up.
"EVYYYYYYYYYYYY!" I perked up. "PLEASE I'M LOSTTT"
Pft- you're in the Nether- uh... don't know that place too well. Wait lemme ask- BIBI WHO KNOWS-
"THEN WHO DOES- I'M STUCK HERE-"
THE NETHER WELL?
I think A knows- I mean she is the daughter of Satan himself. Bibi, from somewhere screamed back.
A! WHERE IS SHE IN THE NETH-
I'll just TP that dumb fuck-
"Who'd you call dumb fuck-"
370HSSSV-0773H joined the game
<TommyInnit>: Who the fuck-
<WilburSoot>: Aren't you supposed to know?
<Technoblade>: I swear to god why is she here
<Quackity>: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS?
<JSchlatt>: Where are you guys I want to murder
<Fundy>: Sorry he's drunk again.
<Quackity>: Again?
<Dream>: I haven't even met this "JSchlatt" man yet
<TommyInnit>: Damn first apprerace in the fic.
<Dream>: What?
<TommyInnit>: NOTHING-
"Who the fuc-" I was cut off by a quick teleportation effect, and I was now in front of the portal.
"I'll be leaving now." I looked to the right, and saw A standing there. Why did I know it was A? No fucking idea.
Guess a girl with long wavy red hair, with korean fringes and horns. Who is 5"9 with lily/flower marking on her forehead, wearing a black revealing dress with spider lily patterns along with a choker, and red carries a fan must be the daughter of satan.
"What the fuck is your user?" I knotted my eyebrows together in confusion.
"Read it upside down." With that, she left.
370HSSSV-0773H left the game
"Upside-" I tilted my head, trying to keep chat straight. "hello... OH SHIT- A WHAT THE FUCK" I shook my head, "NO, NO I'M OUT-" I stepped through the portal, almost tripping as I looked around the cave. "Oh no. OH NO-"
Buttons.
Buttons everywhere.
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Let's go! Act three finale!
Short as always!
Will be speedrunning the side story for a while now, I'll come back to this one in a few weeks, days, MONTHS? Who knows?
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