The genus harry

Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry

The Dursley's have dropped him of at Kings Cross station, he was thinking about how to get on the platform, he heard a voice behind him "full of muggles of course, now what's the platform number?" It sounded like it was to get someone's attention and then another voice saying "platform 9 and 3 quarters mum" another voice said, he turned around and saw a group oof redheads together. He waited them to clear and did the same thing as them and instead of crashing, he appeared in a different aria where a scarlet train was parking he used wandless magic to lift his heavy trunk full of his books when he saw someone "how are you doing that?" She asked, "wandless magic, very useful when you are disarmed." Said Harry, "really, I read it is really hard, can you teach me?" She asked, "sure," said Harry, "wizards do not need a wand to do magic, but with a wand, you can direct your energy and magic and also, your magic combined with a core can have better control of you magic."

Hermione was just able to use use the accio charm wandlessly when a boy came in and said "did you see a toad named trever? I keep loosing him!" "Hey Hermione, didn't you just learn how to do the summoning charm wandless just now, how about you try it." said harry "sure, accio Trevor the toad!" Said Hermione, and then toad came flying at Hermione's hand, "here you go," said Hermione, "see you soon."after that, Harry and Hermione decided to go back reading some books, "which book should we read?" Asked Hermione, "how about The Genious Harry written by Pheonixboy," asked Harry, "sure"
said Hermione

Suddenly, their door bashed open and a boy with red hair said "Hello, do you know Harry Potter, Dumbledore said I'd meet him." "Why would Dumbledore tell you you'd meet me?" "It's you, come on and hang out with me, don't hang out with mudbloods." He said " first," said Harry "by mudblood your insulting my friend, second, I don't know Dumbledore told you you'd be my friend, but I don't want to be your friend and goodbye" Harry shut the door in his face and went back to reading

at Hogwarts:

"No more'n four to a boat!" Hagrid called when Harry and Hermione climbed on a boat, Neville followed and Ronald climbed on too. He was smirking.

"Every one in?" Said Hagrid "alright FORWARD!" The boat all started moving until they reached the castle.

When the door opened, a tall black-haired witch in emerald-green robes stood there "the first years Professor McGonagall" said Hagrid "thank you Hagrid I'll take them from here"

They move until they met the sorting hat:

"Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat then me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts sorting hat
And i can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The sorting hat can't see,
So try me on and i will tell you
Where you ought to         
You might belong in Griffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their darling, nerve, and chivalry
Set Griffindor apart:
Might belong in Hufflepuff
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And ü afraid if toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If your a ready Mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any mans
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
Your in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a thinking cap!"

The whole hall burst into applause as the hat finished its song. It bowed to each of the four tables and then became quite still again

Now when I call your name, you will sit on this stool to be sorted:

"Abbott, Hannah!"
"Hufflepuff!"

"Bones, Susan"
"Hufflepuff!"

Boot, Terry
"Ravenclaw!"

"Granger, Hermione" he watched his friend climb on the stool
''Ravenclaw!"

"Malfoy, Draco"
"Slytherin!"

Ronald Weasley
"Well another Weasley, I know where here to put you, Griffindor!"

"Potter, Harry"

Well well well, if it isn't Harry Potter, excuse me but what's your name? Thanks for asking, nobody ever asks, for your information, it is Alaister. Well Alaister, can I go to Hermiones house? Sure you can, RAVENCLAW he said out load to the others

When he sat down at the Ravenclaw table next to Hermione he heard a lot of whispers "a Potter that's not in Griffindor!??" when looked at the staff table, Dumbledore had stood up and said " Welcome to a new year at hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Bludder! Odment! Tweak!
Thank you"

After  they ate their food, Dumbledore gave his wand a little flick and a long golden ribbon flew out of it which twisted into snake-like words:

"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Wether we be old and bold
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now their bare and full of air,
Dead flybys and bits of fluff
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we forgot,
Just do the best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brain all rot."

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last,  only the Weasley twins were left singing in a very slow funeral march                                               .

"Ah, music," said Dumbledore said wiping of a fake tear "a magic behind all we do here! And now, bedtime, of you trot."

After Penelope Clearwater leaded them to to their dorms and the eagle knocker said (what walks with 4 legs when they are young, walks with 2 legs when they are adults, and walks on 3 legs when they are old" Penelope opened her mouth to say the answer, Harry beat her to it "a human." "Correct' and the door opened and let them in.

He walked to his room:

Room 6
Harry Potter
Terry Boot

In his room, Terry asked, "so your the great Harry Potter" "yes," said Harry "but cut the great part, i don't like being famous."