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•4 - Chatfic//Textfic•

•just a chatfic oneshot cause im bored•

Semisemi is online

Semisemi:hey what do you do when u get added on a gc your clueless about

Semisemi:
if all of you fucking ghost me right now i'll spike a volleyball on all of your faces tomorrow training 

Nintendou and 5 others are online

Saltyrabu:
wtf do u want

Kawaiinishi:
^

Ushiwaka🤺🤺:
what do you need semi?

Nintendou:
yes what

Semisemi:
i was literally added on a gc called "Mom squad" wtf is this im not a fucking mom🙄✋

Tsushiki:
you act like a mom to us tho

Semisemi:
wait what since when tf did i 

Saltyrabu:
this bitch got amnesia that fast? well shit😀

Semisemi:
what

Yamagata:
he do be acting he forgot though💀💀

Semisemi:
WAIT WHEN TF DID I ACT LIKE ONE THOUGH WTF

Nintendou:
semisemi, remember on the beach day,, you lit almost like was babysitting a bunch of kids honestly

Semisemi:
tf

Ushiwaka🤺🤺:
oh yeah i now remember

Kawaiinishi:
right. remember that day, wished i forgot about it though, it was huge chaos even that one setter from fukurodani and that other setter from karasuno couldn't handle those salt shakers that almost buried the captain of fukurodani and nekoma in sand♥

Semisemi:
why do i not remember that day

Saltyrabu:
oh i think because you had mf amnesia

Semisemi:
u little shit i dont even remember getting amnesia

Ushiwaka 🤺🤺:
did the captains survive though, if not i'd go to their funeral right now

Kawaiinishi:
nah but i think that one captain from karasuno is though

Tsushiki:
wait really?

Kawaiinishi:
dont know, some guy literally shouted "nice kill tanaka!" while that captain was buried in sand with a orange hair guy, a baldy and a two colored hair guy who's a shortie yk

Nintendou:
where did u get this information did you eavesdrop

Kawaiinishi:
no i happen to pass by coincidentally ig

Semisemi:
guys help now there's this contact named "demon-senpai" im getting fucking attacked by him plz help

Saltyrabu:
nah bitch we ain't moms that's your problem

Semisemi:
ur so mean i hate you

Nintendou:
ew pm's exsists

Saltyrabu:
die in a hole♥

Nintendou:
no✋

Tsushiki:
why would u death threat somebody shirabu-senpai:((

Saltyrabu:
shall i push u in the same hole but with fire edition too

Tsushiki:
plz no:((

Semisemi:
shirabu that's enough or else i'll push you too🤺🤺

Saltyrabu:
i'll drag u and taichi with me

Kawaiinishi:
wait why the fuck am i getting dragged on this im bringing yamagata with me hoes

Yamagata:
dont you even dare dragging me too i'll drag ushijima-san then too

Ushiwaka🤺🤺:
 i guess if the whole team is i'll go then?

[ Reon Ohira is online ]

Reon Ohira:
plz go get some therapy soon all of u 

[Reon Ohira is offline ]

Saltyrabu:
he just went online to say that? ok ig

Semisemi:
guys should i leave that mom gc its getting more chaotic i cant handle it

Nintendou: 
what r they even talking about give us some tea to drink

Semisemi:
their trying to set that one setter from fukurodani to that captain of fukurodani but like he doesn't want to and now their forcing him like no shit what so ever, im just watching those messages go off like this🧍‍♂️

Yamagata:
ABASDHSADH IM SORRY W H A T

Nintendou:
that's some crazy tea 

Saltyrabu:
record it and send it to that captain of fukurodani🧍‍♂️

Semisemi:
i dont have his contact i think ushijima-san knows though since he's also a captain meaning he's on the captain gc

Ushiwaka🤺🤺:
i dont even remember telling you that i've been added to a captain gc but go off i guess

Tsushiki:
shouldn't we respect privacy though?

Saltyrabu:
ok kouhai but i have learned the the blackmail physics from no other that one middle blocker from inarizaki🙇‍♂️

Semisemi:
I
im not gonna even gonna ask why but ok

Nintendou:
go record it semisemi!!

Semisemi:
no bye♥

[ Semisemi has gone offline ]

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