villain. [hxh]

十八

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"You're late"

Hisoka grins manically, "Only by five minutes"

Hisoka sits on the stool beside Hisoka that was overlooking the city. Illumi gets straight to the point, "What did you need?"

"Well... Someone caught my eye and I would like to help them out~", Hisoka singsongs

Illumi leans backward to take a good look at the clown beside him, making sure it was the same selfish shit he knew. "Tell the truth and I might help you"

Hisoka continues, "Someone promised me they'd owe me if I do them a favor. She can't see nen, which is an obvious shame~ It's no use fighting blind people after all. As I'm a very generous person, I decided I'd help them."

Illumi tilts his head in question. "A woman?"

"I did just say 'she", didn't I?" Hisoka fighting the urge to roll his eyes.

"Black hair, small waist, and pale skin? Green eyes?"

"Ye-wait." Hisoka reels backward "You know her?"

"Yes. Mother had been wanting to see her again. She left her Kiseru pipe when she last went to see Mother."

"Hmm, what you think about her?" Hisoka narrows his eyes at the assassin. Illumi's eyes narrow, his grip on his drink tightening. "I've been meaning to kill her"

"What??" Puzzled, Hisoka had thought she had Illumi wrapped around her pinky finger. He thought she would have amused the obsessive maniac beside him but he supposed this was also accurate.

"Something about her unsettles me. I think it's her nen. She's a nuisance"

"Huh? She doesn't have nen"

"How'd you know?" Illumi's narrowed eyes now directed at him

Hisoka's amused smile grows impossibly wide, "I had her in my bed"

He did withdraw some context but he supposed if he didn't, he wouldn't see this amusing scene before him. Illumi's hair wildly flying covering most of his face, his pupils spiraling and shaky. Basically trembling with fury. Goodness, his precious toy was getting more and more interesting as days pass. Connected to powerful nen-users, Hisoka thinks Evelynn might have a penchant for strong people. Illumi's bloodlust continued to waft in the air, scaring other people away. If he continued this he might need to engage in a fight but he needed to secure that favor first.

"Relax, relax~ She just slept over."

"Ah. That's good. Mother won't be happy if she heard she was still sleeping around"

"And why is that?"

"Mother had been wanting her to marry into the family"

"Sorry...What?"

"I know. Unbelievable. We don't even know if that woman had the same anatomy as us. She isn't human, after all"

Hisoka concludes that Illumi's family was batshit crazy. Illumi carries on with what he was saying, "She refused and ran away. Haven't seen her since. I am impressed how she was able to escape when we had our butlers chasing after her. Even I was there."

'Hmm? She was able to escape even when Illumi was hunting her down? Impressive' Hisoka thinks before realizing something, "Why aren't you asking me where she is? Wouldn't you want to bring her to mother dearest?"

Illumi looks at Hisoka before replying, "I would rather not see her. She tends to plague my mind for weeks after I see her. I think it's her nen"

This time Hisoka doesn't hold back rolling his eyes, "She doesn't have nen"

This man was at the highest level of obsessive that Hisoka wonders how he could have no self-awareness. The obsession and fixation he had on his brother was enough proof, Illumi probably would kiss the ground Killua walked on. Something unusual in his mania towards his own younger brother was disturbing. Hisoka supposes Illumi wouldn't understand whatever he had going on in his mind. Illumi and Hisoka were competing for whoever was the most insane and Illumi seemed to be leading in that regard.

"That's why I was going to ask you if you could help her in that regard. So she'd be able to see"

"I don't know if anything like that exists but... there is one option"

"What option?" Hisoka probes

"Too risky. I would rather not"

"Just say"

"One of my brothers"

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a/n: UGHHHH I DON'T LIKE THIS CHAPTER HUHUHU I felt like I didn't make their conversation natural enough. I need to read some hxh ffs that has illumi and hisoka convos so i could have a general idea. Just wanted to upload even if its short.

I have a twitter now! Yay! I was going to say it last chapter but I forgot :( altho im still not using it LMAO I just never use social media. I had twitter back then but I always end up getting anxious in twt. Don't know why pretty sure there's a lot of nice ppl in twt but i see these ppl fighting each other in twt all the time and it makes me scared.

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