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[Phone rings]

Leo: *picks up* Local sperm bank. You squeez it, we freeze it. How may I help you?

Nico: *over the phone* I'm braking up with you....

~Alternatively~

[Phone rings]

Nico: *picks up* Your local crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How may I help you?

Leo: *over the phone* Babe, we talked about this....