I Used to be normal

Chapter 4

The next morning I woke up to a visitor exactly what I didn't want. I fucking hate people. Ironic considering my line of work. But they finally found me. I had 4 weeks of bliss. Mind you 2 weeks of those were in an induced coma. Still, 4 weeks away was bliss. I could have moved to my hospital of choice a week ago, but then they would have found me quicker.

"You managed to get a month this time. Shot 3 times. Is that really how far you'll go to escape? Fake name that was clever. Forced us to send a picture out of you without all that shit you normally wear. I see you cut your hair, finally. You really must have wanted a break."

"Hello, dickface."

"Stop calling me that. That doesn't matter right now. You need to come back everything is going to shit without you."

"Let it go to shit then. I don't give a fuck."

"You'll lose everything. We'll lose everything."

"Well, maybe you shouldn't have put your faith in me then."

"My faith is still with you, just now I know you're a prick. That doesn't mean I don't believe in you."

"That's because you're a moron. Now leave me alone."

"I can't I have to take you home. So you are going to come with me."

"And how do you suppose I do that? If you hadn't noticed, I can't walk, I can barely breathe without this stupid mask thing and even if I could move I have so many stitches I'm practically Frankenstein's monster. Also, you can't make me!" 

"You are such a child we have medical facilities."

"Run by an idiot."

"Technically, you run the medical facilities."

"Exactly!"

"I'm taking you home whether you like it or not."

"How do you plan on getting me anywhere when I'm stuck in this fucking bed?"

"I have an ambulance so we can take the bed with us."

"I hate you and your meticulous planning."

"We wouldn't be friends if it wasn't for my meticulous planning."

"I'm still not going with you."

"As you said you are currently stuck in that fucking bed. So what are you going to do, jump up and stop me."

"Really. No, I'm not going to jump up but I could shout about you kidnapping me."

"No, you won't."

"And why would that be?"

"I put a sedative in your medication when I came in. It should kick in soon."

"You bastard."

"Thank you."

"Seriously Matt I do not want to go back there. The people are all just dumbass followers. I mean of all the people to follow, why would anyone in their right mind follow me."

"They just wanted someone to follow. You were the one who started this with that stupid website."

"Well if I'd have known back then what would happen, I wouldn't have bothered."

"Surely you must have liked some of it so far."

"Yeah, the assassination attempts are a real highlight."

"3 in 1 year, must be some kind of record."

"Probably."

The sedative started to kick in and I fell asleep laughing, something I never thought would happen.