SEX WITH A GHOST, hunter x hunter

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CHAPTER SIX

m/n meets his sugar daddies friends thru vc

↳ ❝ [ orea started a call] ¡! ❞

"Hey, homos-"

"Who the actual fuck are you? And where's my sugar daddy?"

"M/m, you can't call me your sugar daddy. I was joking."

"What's a sugar daddy?"

"It's when someone gets paid to fuck the other person."

"I dunno who that was, but like, who hurt you?

And I really wanna know your search history!"

"DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM!"

"No thanks daddy~"

"So, M/N calls Kurapika daddy because he sucks Kurapika's dick?"

"OH MY GOD! KILLUA, WHAT THE FUCK!?"

"Holy shit- I just wanted to ask if anyone wanted McDonald's. 

Why is this an argument about Kurapika liking dick."

"Wait, um, oreo?- can you buy me McDonald's too?"

"Okay, M/N- how the hell can you do that seductive ass voice?

Like that isn't humanly possible."

"Anything is possible. If gay porn can exist, I can too."

"I hate you, M/N."

"No, you don't."

"You're right, I don't."

"WAIT- M/N, have you actually seen Kurapika's dick?"

"Um, yes. I have, lol."

↳ ❝ [ daddy kurapika🥵 left the call] ¡! ❞

"Damn, we really broke him."

"No, Kurapika says he's going to kill you and M/N."

"GON!!!"

"WHAT!!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I JUST ASKED A QUESTION, KILLUA!!"

"Oreo, buy me a McFlurry!!"

"SHIITT, KURAPIKA-"

↳ ❝ [ m/n left the call] ¡! ❞