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CHAPTER THREE
i'm in pain, daddy
↳ ❝ [ m/n started a call] ¡! ❞
"KURAPIKA!!"
"What happened, M/n?"
"I'm in pain. It's like I'm giving birth."
"You're a guy."
"It hurtsssss.!!!"
"Maybe you drank to much milk?"
"I dunno, it hurts!!"
"Your penis hurts, or your stomach?"
"My stomach."
"I'd suggest you're on your period, but you're a guy."
"..."
"Kurapika, please come and help me."
"I'm with my friends at the mall."
"I could be dying."
"You're fine."
"KURAPIKA!! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TOO!?"
"Daddy, I'm dying."
"You have a kid?"
"No, that's M/n. He thinks he's dying."
"I am!! KURAPIKA HELP ME-"
"Then why does he call you daddy?"
"WELL, GON. WHEN SOME PEOPLE-"
"Killua, if you finish that sentence, I'll shatter your spine."
"KURAPIKAAAA!!"
"FINE! I'm coming. Don't die. Just drink some medicine and relax."
"I'm not on my period. I'm just in pain."
"I'm going to hang up and let you die."
"PLEASE DON'T!! DADDY, COME OVER!!"
"Why does he keep calling you daddy?"
↳ ❝ [ m/n ended a call] ¡! ❞
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SEX WITH A GHOST, hunter x hunter
Fanfiction❝ take ass, kick names !! KURAPIKA KURTA / MALE (HE/HIM) READER hugs4teruhashi !? 2020
