Hollywood Undead OneShots

I'm Your Big Brother (CS+Reader)

Imagine you bringing your new boyfriend/girlfriend over for dinner at your mothers and Jordon, your older brother being a complete ass then you find out why.

Came up with this one on my own.

Enjoy, Undead Army!

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Y/N and her boyfriend/girlfriend walked through the front door of her parents house and smiled as her mother came to greet her.

"It's so nice to meet you, Y/BF/GF/N (your boyfriend/girlfriend name)!" Y/N's mother cheered as she pulled them into a hug.

"Nice to meet you too." He/She smiled. The three walked to the dining room where Y/N's brothers, Jordon, Jesse and Jake and her sister, Natalie were sitting.

"There she is! My baby sister! And you must be the guy/girl she can't stop talking about." Y/N's brother, Jesse smiled as Y/N and her partner sat down at the dinner table.

"That's me." He/She nodded. Y/N pointed to her siblings and smiled.

"That over there is Jesse, next to him is Jordon, next to Jordon is Jake and on this side of the table is Natalie." Y/N smiled. They all waved with smiles on their faces. All except for Jordon. Y/N shot him a nasty look and growled.

They ate dinner and conversed. "So, Y/BF/GF/N, what do you see in Y/N?" Jordon asked.

"Jordon Kristopher." Natalie growled.

"It's just a question." He shrugged.

"It's okay, Natalie. I think she's gorgeous and funny. She's kind and just a great person all around." Y/BF/GF/N responded. Y/N turned and stuck her tongue out at her older brother. Jordon rolled his eyes and scoffed.

"I'm one of the luckiest guys/girls alive to be dating your daughter and sister."

"You're so sweet." Natalie gawked. Jesse, Jordon and Jake rolled their eyes.

When dinner was over, Y/BF/GF/N went into the kitchen to help her girlfriends mother with the dishes. Y/N saw this as a perfect time to confront her older brother on his issue.

"Hey, Jordon! Can you come upstairs!" Y/N shouted from the staircase.

"Coming!" He shouted back.

When he walked up the staircase, Y/N grabbed him and dragged him into his old bedroom.

"What the fuck?" He snapped.

"What the fuck? What the fuck was that all about?" Y/N snapped back.

"I asked a question."

"No, not that. The entire dinner, you were being a complete asshole to him/her."

"You know what? I don't have to take this bullshit. Dad isn't around anymore and I just wanna make sure you're with someone that's gonna treat you right."

"He/She does treat me right. You need to get out of your own damn way and understand that I'm not twelve anymore."

"Whatever." Jordon growled.

"Why are you being such an ass about this?"

"I'm being the ass? You're getting pissed because I'm showing my love for you."

"Showing your love, my ass. You just wanna scare everyone away."

"I do not." Jordon growled. "I don't need to take this shit from you. I'm older!"

"Oh so that makes you the one to determine who's good enough for me!? No, sir, it's not!" Y/N barked.

"I'm your big brother. And the last thing that I want to see is my little sister heart broken. So, yes, I'm gonna be an asshole and if they can't handle a little rough around the edges, they don't deserve you. If they're intimidated by your big brothers being cold and judgmental, they don't deserve our little sister because that means they're a pussy and they can't survive in this family if they're a pussy."

Y/N looked at her older brother in shock. "So.......what I'm understanding is that you just insulted me....and complimented me all at the same time."

"Don't look at it that way." Jordon smiled. Y/N smiled back at her brother and sighed.

"I do love you for being a protective big brother, Jordie, I do. But you need to trust me on this one. He/She is great and I really see this going somewhere." Y/N explained. Jordon sighed and pulled his little sister into a warm embrace.

"Just promise me you'll be together for more than a year before you get engaged and shit like that."

"Oh my god, Jordon, chill." Y/N giggled as he brother hugged her tightly.

"I love you." He smiled.

"I love you too, you big ass."

"Um, excuse me. This was supposed to be a tender moment and you've done ruined it. Nice job." Jordon scoffed. Y/N laughed at him before they walked back down the staircase.

As the night went on, Jordon was very into getting to know Y/BF/GF/N. Asking questions about how he/she grew up and telling embarrassing stories about Y/N.

Months went by and Y/N and her boyfriend/ girlfriend are moving in together. Y/N called on her older brothers to help them. Jordon, Jesse and Jake carried in the last of the boxes, then Y/N offered to give them a tour.

Once they were shown around the house, the brothers were getting ready to leave to let the couple unpack. Jesse and Jake hugged their little sister tightly.

"Love you." Jesse smiled.

"Call us if you need anything." Jake nodded.

"Yes, boys. I always do." Y/N giggled as she pushed her brothers out of the house. Last was Jordon. She turned and smiled at her older brother, who was still in the doorway of her home.

"You sure you don't need help unpacking?"

"No, Jordie. I'm fine. We're fine." Y/N smiled as she pulled her older brother into a tight hug.

"I don't like this." Jordon sighed.

"I know you don't but I am Y/A (your age) years old." Y/N responded.

"Just.......refrain from doing the nasty tonight. He/She is sweaty as hell."

"Jordon Kristopher." Y/N gasped as she punched her brothers arm.

"It's true." He chuckled. The siblings laughed together and then Y/N looked at her brother as she saw tears begin to swell in them.

"Why so sad?"

"I wish Dad could've seen this. I can hear him now. "You're too young to be living with someone."" Jordon mocked.

"I wish Daddy could've seen this too Jordie. But he always will. And I may not have Daddy. But I got my big brothers. And my fav."

"Who's your fav? I swear if you say Jesse....."

"You're my fav, Jordie." Y/N smiled. Leaving her older brother speechless, Y/N laughed and hugged him again. "Get out of here. And don't go gloating to Jesse and Jake. Then I'll get shit." Y/N scolded as she walked her brother to his car.

"Alright, this will stay between us." Jordon smiled.

He climbed into the front seat of his car and started it. Y/N started walking back to her new house when, "Hey, Y/N." Jordon called. She turned around and placed her hands on her hips.

"If you need anything.....and I mean anything, call me."

"I always do, don't I?"

"I know but........I can't imagine my little sister calling anyone else."

"I promise I'll call you, Jordie." Y/N smiled. Her brother nodded his head and pulled his head back into the car. Y/N blew him a kiss before walking into her new home.

"Everything okay?" Y/BF/GF/N asked.

"Yup, he was just being Jordon." Y/N responded. And they continued to unpack.