Three Words: (EXO FANFIC)

We've Switched!?

Narrator POV

He awoke to the yelling of a girl he could not identify. Although his eyes were still closed, he could tell the sun was shining through the windows of his temporary dorm.

"Park Kyung Sae!" yelled Tiffany, "I swear to god I will kill you if you don't get up right now!" she threatened.

"Kyung Sae...." he rambled, still half-asleep. "Pretty noona, what you talking about???"

She tugged at the covers and slapped his face hard. As he opened his eyes, a pretty young classmate's face was revealed to him.

"What are you doing here?" He jolting out of bed. "This is the guys dorm! Was it one of the guys who brought you here?"

Ignoring him, and beginning to put on makeup, she asked, "Did you take something last night? Quit acting all weird and get ready. We're leaving today."

What's going on? Is this a dream. Jong In are you having weird dreams again? He thought.

Maybe I just need to wash my face, than I think I can focus.

Jong In splashed cold water to his face and saw a sight he never thought he'd see

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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"Jong In! Get up right now. Luhan and everyone else is up and going! Do you always sleep this late?!" Sehun nagged.

"Eh?..." Kyung Sae groaned as she rolled on her side. "What about that jerk?"

"You're being humble today," observed Sehun. "I'm glad you've finally acknowledged that. Now get up!!!"

What's a guy doing in the girl's dorm? Thought Kyung Sae.

She got up and observed the room around her. Full of exasperated, teenage boys who were waiting for her to get a move on.

This must be a dream, she thought to herself as she staggered to the bathroom.

Looking into the mirror, she let out a scream with a voice whom was not her own.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"I'm Kyung Sae!" Jong In yelled to himself, running after forcing himself to change, much to his displeasure, into her clothes.

"This can't be happening!" Kyung Sae assured herself.

Sure enough, the two met at the only place they could. The bus stop which would take the entire senior student body to the airport.

"Kyung Sae!" Yelled a familiar female voice. "I-I'm you..." panted Jong In.

"What's going on? I'm you...and you're me. This must be a dream! This is just like Secret Garden!" said the familiar male voice.

The two pinched themselves at the same time, the solution they were sure would bring them back to reality only resulted in pain.

After trying countless methods to regain control of their original bodies, failure overpowered success and they gave up on the important task.

"Okay... so we've switched bodies..." Kyung Sae, who is now Jong In, concluded in a wobbly voice. "And so far, there's nothing we can do about it. So for now, were going to have to live with it."

"Kyung Sae, Kim Jong In!" Pink-cheeked Tiffany huffed, who was walking with the rest of the students and the chaperones.

"Kyung Sae Ah! You and I are going to be friends now that we've spent so much time together!" Tiffany exclaimed as she pinched whom she believed to be Kyung Sae.

"U-uh" Oh it's that noona... "Ss-sure thing, Unnie!" Jong In, trying to sound female, grinned.

"I think I'm younger than you! Do I look old?" Pouted Tiffany.

The large buses pulled up and the chaperones motioned the students into the vehicles.

"Jong In" whispered Kyung Sae. "We'll talk on the plane."

And with that, their lives were turned upside down. That is, until they realize what will bring themselves back to normal.

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(Still narrator POV)

"Give me my phone." said Jong In, reaching into Kyung Sae's pocket. "Forget everything I said yesterday. We're going to have to cooperate for now. And if this is our reality now, there are some things you are going to need to know."

It was nighttime, and nearly everyone on the plane was asleep.

"Uh yeah." Kyung sae nodded. She thought it was odd learning the way her hair falls and the way her facial expressions look like, and the way her voice sounds to other people. Although seeing herself was strange enough, it was even stranger being in a man's body.

"This..." pointing to his phone screen, Jong In paused, "Is my father. He's got a temper. He also happens to be the CEO of KJ Enterprises."

"What?! You mean that department store in Gangnam? You own that?!" The male voice asked.

"Unfortunately, yes. And I, Kim Jong In am the heir to the company." Said the female voice, with a distant look.

"Never mind that," Jong In continued. "The next person you need to know is my mother. She wants be to be a mama's boy, but whatever you do, DO NOT let that happen. Best thing to do is to ignore her at all costs.

The phone went black, and with that Jong In let out a frustrated sigh.

"It's dead." Said Kyung Sae, still getting used to her new voice. "There's no one else right? Just the the teachers?"

"Of course not! There's the servants, assistant noona, Sehun, and..." he paused.

"There's my brother...." Frowned Jong In. "His name is Kim Jong Dae."

Heh... Kim Jong Dae. Same name as oppa; must get teased for that a lot.

"Abuse this one as much as possible. Be as mean as you want, he's a troll faced camel who can't even look himself in the mirror anymore.

Okay then... That's normal.

"Alright, so all I have to do is ignore your entire family?" I asked

"Exactly" said Jong In.

"So," Jong In began, "Who do I need to know?"

I reached into my jacket, which was now around Jong In, and pulled out my old, but useful, phone.

"These are my sibilings. Kyung Hye and Kyung Min. You better know how to cook, because they eat a lot."

"Ah... okay. Um, and...." Jong In said as he waited for me to continue.

"That's it." I said as I coldly shut down my phone. "Unless if you count my bosses. I will show you them later."

Jong In looked at me with my own eyes in a strange, pitiful way which I was unable to interpret. Then, he wiped the frown off his face and grinned widely, to my surprise.

"Fighting! Let's do this well till we figure out what's next."

"Uh.. yeah... I think I can do that."

I didn't know what was going on, but I felt a feeling of overwhelming joy and completeness. It couldn't be anything more than that, right?