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JONGIN AND KYUNG HYE'S "SISTERLY BONDING FUN TIME OF DEATH PT 1" )

Hi guys! This is a (short) comedy chapter, meaning everything going on is a tad exaggerated. IT WILL BE CRAZY xD It is meant to explain something that will happen very soon in the near future! I hope you enjoy! Please remember to vote and comment! Anything is appreciated!!!

Note: This takes place a little before Jong In learns about Kyung Sae's alcohol incident.

School was tomorrow. I was in a panic. There was no way in hell I was showing up to school the way I was then? I mean seriously a fab guy like me can't show up to school in this rubbish!

"Kyung Hye ah.. answer me honestly."

I rested my two hands upon her tiny shoulders.

"Is unnie ugly?"

"HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT???" Kyung Hye looked around the room frantically as if she was looking for a place to escape.

I gave her a confused and disturbed look. She put her hand around my ear and whispered,

"Did the ajumma from next door tell you by any chance? I'M SORRY OKAY! THE AJUMMA AND I THINK THAT MAYBE YOU COULD A BIT OF A MAKEOVER OR SOMETHING!" She sobbed tugging at my sweatpants.

What the absolute hell? I thought, covering my face with my hand.

"I'M SOORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY UNNNNIEEEEEEEE! IM SUPER DUPER SORRY! THE TRUTH IS IT WAS REALLY THE AJUMMA WHO STARTED IT I SWEAR! I SWEAR ON SIWON AND HEECHULLLLLLLL"

I pulled into an awkward hug. I wasn't used to the "big sister thing."

"It's fine. I know I'm ugly anyway! I mean seriously, do I ever wash my hair? I really, really, could use a makeover couldn't I?" I laughed.

She sniffled. "Maybe..... okay.. I'm sorry"

"What do you say we both get a makeover? We can do uh... girly stuff that girls do, like uh.... uh...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........."

"A mani-pedi?"

'YEAH THAT THING! We could do that and then get our hair done and stuff ... like sisterly bonding cause that's totally what girls do, right?"

"I... guess..."

"Sweet! Let's go to the mall! That's were all us GURLFRIENDS~~ hang out, am I right?" I suggested.

The next day after totally nailing the big sister act, cause seriously, I'M KIM FLIPPIN JONG IN, I called assistant noona and she sent a car to Kyung Sae's house. She was a bit weirded out by the request, but she followed through anyway.

I opened the car door.

"Kyung Hye wanna sit in the front with me?" I let out a smile, patting the seat next to me.

She gasped. "But you never let me sit in the front!"

I furrowed my brow. "Whaaattttt? Good ol' unnie never lets you sit in the front?" I replied. "Get over here!"

She gave me a strange look, but fastened her seat belt anyway. "Where the heck did you get this car?" She said, gasping at my luxurious sport car. I got this one for my birthday.

"My very good friend, Kim Jong In." I turned to her and she looked at me, again, strangely.

"Aigoo unnie what has gotten into you?? You hang out with Kim Jong In now? I thought you hated him?"

"SHE-----I mean I ------ SAID THAT???"

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