Gon: I NEED FUCKING HELP!!!
Nagisa: WHAT HAPPENED DO I NEED TO KILL SOMEONE-
Kokichi: IMMA GET THE CAR READY!
nagito: ALRIGHT IMMA KILL A BITCH-
Gon: i fell down the stairs!
Nagito: .....are you serious?
Kokichi:
Nagisa: wtf-
Kokichi: ARE YOU OKAY?!
Nagito: TELL US IS YOUR LEG BROKEN?!
Hisoka entered the chat
Gon: NO NO NO GET OUT!!!(Gordon ramsay vibes LOL)
Nagito: YOU BETTER NOT-
hisoka: GooOoOOOooooOOn!~
Gon:
Nagisa: YOUR A BITCH!
Hisoka: Gon come with me~
Gon: HELP HELP BITCHES HELP!-
Gon and hisoka are offline
Nagisa: OH HELL NO THAT WHORE BITCH BETTER NOT!
Kokichi: I SEE THEM HURRY BITCHES!
Nagito: SHIT HAJIME JUST CAME HOME!
Nagisa: GO OUT THE WINDOW!!!
Nagito: JUST DOING IT!!
Kokichi: GET IN YOU SLOW BITCHES!!!
Three people are now offline
'In the car'
(This is story will always be on 3rd person POV)
Nagito: DRIVE BITCH DRIVE!
Kokichi: I AM GAYDAMN!
Nagisa: BITCH LET ME DRIVE!
They switch places and now they are going 309.2mph
They spotted the police
Nagito: SHIT THE POLICE ARE AFTER US DRIVE FASTER!
Nagisa: OKAY DAMN!
Police speaker: PULL OVER AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!
Nagito pulled they window down and sticks out the middle finger
'at Komahina house'
"NAGITO! I'M HOME!" hajime yelled waiting for a welcome home hug and kiss but he waited there for a good 30 secs and yelled again "NAGITO! YOU BETTER NOT BE OUT WITH KOKICHI AND THE OTHER ONE!!"
With the crazy trio
"LET'S PUT ON SOME MUSIC PLEASE!" nagito suggested,Kokichi put on:
The started singing the lyrics out loud that they forgot the police where behind them
"I SAID CERTIFIED FREAK!" Kokichi scream "SEVEN DAYS A WEEK!" nagito continued
(I'm changing pussy to Dick because it makes more sense)
"WET ASS DICK!" Nagisa screamed at the top of his lungs
The singing continued and people in cars or walking were staring and out of nowhere they see the whore bitch
But little did they know their boyfriends were watching the news
"These dumbasses why am i dating you?" saihara,hajime and karma said sitting on their couches
{350 words!}
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crackhead anime ships text crossover
RandomHeyo! the only anime ships in here are in the tags and there are only 4 animes in here so sorry if you don't know any of these animes! anyways enjoy and these crackhead energy and read info to know everything else bye!~
