𝐏𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐍𝐘𝐄 ; 𝐑𝐲𝐮𝐮𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞 𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 • 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

I ran over someone's neck :(

hello. I am back with a new writing style. I passed all my exams too. yAy!1!1! I posted my Nikolai Gogol x reader book too, so, please go check it out (If you're a bsd manga reader) I am done staring at it in my notebook

            "Knock, knock." (Y/n) knocked on Dazai's window. "Wake up. Were late." Dazai opened his eyes, greeted by (Y/n) and Chuuya, knocking on the window. He opened the door, "You've only seen each other for at least two days, and now you're acting like you're best homies." Dazai said, a hint of jealousy in his voice. They went inside, quite shocked at the many attendees chatting with each other. "God...Who invited these people," "I don't even know the others." She whispered. "I'm guessing that Boss invited the whole Port Mafia," Dazai replied. "Ane-San!" Chuuya beamed, "I told you not to call me that!" The woman yelled back.
           (Y/n) and Dazai walked to Mori, "Oji-san." She started, "Did you bring them all here?" She asked. "Well, yes. Tomorrow, we'll be having a party, just for you!" He beamed. "Eh? Why?" 

            (Y/n) walked the hallway with Dazai, chatting with Dazai, "Do you have something to say for the eulogy?" her eyes widened, " Sorr—Akut--" She got cut off, "Who are you? Why are you with Dazai-San?" She replaced her gaze with uninterested half-lidded eyes, "He likes to follow me. I'm the new executive, by the way." She answered. "What's your name?" He asks, quite annoyed, "God...Akutagawa Ryunosuke, are you that forgetful?" She mocked. "...Greetings, I am (Y/n) Kaneko, and you're visiting my mother's funeral," Akutagawa's eyes widened. Not wanting anyone to see his "softer" side, he clicked his tongue and walked away.
            "Is he always like that?" She asked Dazai, "Not gonna lie, yes." He answered.

            (Y/n) and Dazai had a gloomy face the whole day. (this was a rare sight for people who knew them for a while)

            The day passed by in a flash. She and Dazai bid their farewells to everyone and dragged Oda with them. "What's the matter now?" Oda asked, "Are y'all feeling lonely?" He added. "Why? Can't we invite a friend to eat with~?" Dazai answered, "Besides, me and (Y/n) needs comforting," He pouted. "Hey (Y/n), do you want to go to Oda's place?" He asked. "Yeah, yeah, I don't care..." 

            "Okay, so...these are my kids..." He pointed to the children behind him, (Y/n) chuckled, "They're orphans, right? They remind me of the ones I secretly befriended," 

            "Mmmm~ This curry is delicious!" (Y/n) exclaimed, while Dazai, well, he's not doing that good..."Thank you," Oda says. The whole time, they chatted, cried, and laughed. (Y/n's) quite happy to make another friend. "See you tomorrow, oniisan! Osamu!" She waved Oda and Dazai off while walking away.
             In the car, racing into the streets, she tried distracting herself from the many thoughts she had in mind. Each problem has a conflict in her head, causing her to have a terrible headache. Her head started throbbing as if there was a rock pounding into it. 

            "SHIT--"

            Losing focus on the street, she crashed into a person crossing the road. Liquid pooling by the wheels of her car, she says, "I'm sorry, shall I clean you up?" Not wanting to disturb anyone, she laid the man by the rails ere the river. Whilst doing this, a man called her, "HANDS UP!" She raised both of her hands; "Please drop any weapons," The man yells. The girl remains silent, "I arrest you--" Now, seeing her face, he trembled in fright. Soon after, the sounds of squelching and snapping echoed through the place. She smiled to herself, her mind finally clearing bit by bit. "That was very nerve-wracking!" 
            Continuing her drive home, she called Dazai, excited to tell him about her adventure. She started, "I ran over someone's throat!" Leaving Dazai in shock for a second, "Nice. What'd you do?"

            "Nothing. Well, I mean, I did, but I got caught."

            "Let me guess...you strangled the police?"

            "Wrong! He would've died then. I removed a limb."

            "He's probably dead by now,"

            "Impossible! His buddies would've found him by now. They carry trackers, right?"

            "HAHAHA Smart"

            "I know~! You still at Oniisan's (Oda's) place?"

            "I just got home."

            "I see..."

            "..."

            "Ah! Osamu! Wait a moment,"

           "I'm back!"

           "Where did you go?"

           "Home?"

           "Mmm..."

           "Do you have any anime or Kdrama suggestions?"

           "Nothing. You probably watched it already."

           "Ehhhh...I'm bored..."

           "Sky Castle?"

           "You watched that?"

           "Mhm"

           "Me too."

           "See? I told you."

           "Hmph! Whatever."

           "HAHAHA"

           "Oh! I'm all over TV!"

           "What do you expect, (Y/n)? You ran over someone's throat and chopped a policeman's leg. Lol."

            "That was bound to happen in the first place."
 
            "What time is the party tomorrow?"

            "There's a party?"

            "Oh-- I'm not quite sure..." 

            "I'll ask Oji-san."

            "There's a party, and It's for me."

            "You never fail to entertain me."

            "That sounds a bit wrong. The party's at four PM."

            "Hmm..."

            "..."

            "..."

            "UDJNFIJRBWNSIUN"

            "What the fuck (Y/n)."

           "Are you sleepy?"

           "A little..."

           "Good night then."

           "Good night."

           She groggily walks to the bath and does her routine. "What should I wear for tomorrow...?"

           "Geez...why do I like dark coloured clothes so much? Oh well~ I'll go with this cardigan and skirt." "Oh, damn. I look too casual." She went through her clothes again to find a--"I don't mind looking like a real-life anime character with this sailor collar dress..." Admiring herself in the mirror, she speaks, "I feel cute." Quickly, she pulls out her phone and sends a picture to her dear friend, Dazai. "Do I give off party vibes?" She captioned. After a moment, Dazai replied, "You're giving me sleepover party vibes. Very far from party vibes." She thought for a second, "Don't I sleep at every party though, like--?"

           Band-aid supplier: "This isn't just someone's party. It's yours. Wtf."

           I have nothing else to wear but black tnecks: "Right..."

           Band-aid supplier: "Okay then, if you like it, I'll leave you be. It looks cute ngl.

           I have nothing else to wear but black tnecks: "I'll wear it tomorrow."

           Band-aid supplier: "Yeah. You'll wear it tomorrow."

           I have nothing else to wear but black tnecks: "Mhm"

           Band-aid supplier: "Nyt Nyt <3"

           I have nothing else to wear but black tnecks: "Good night :3"

I'm sorry for the V E R Y late update. My schedule's quite tight, you see... I hope you liked it! Also, thank you to 130+ readers! Please also check out my other book too (If you're a bsd manga reader) Ty and stay safe!