Hazza: guys you wanna hear a joke
Lima bean: no ❤️
Nialler: if it's a good one then sure...if not then no
Zaynie: please don't-
Boobear: excuse me liam. Don't be mean, Harry tell your joke :)
Hazza: what do you call and hippies wife?
Zaynie: don't even say the answer Harold.
Boobear: what?
Hazza: Mississippi BAHAHAHAH
Boobear: 😂😂
Zaynie: Louis we all know your not actually laughing..you're just doing that cause he's your husband and if you don't laugh you'll get sent to sleep on the couch-
Boobear: that is not correct-
Hazza: sure it isn't
Boobear: it isn't baby I promise
Hazza: you're sleeping on the couch
Boobear: noo🥺🥺
Hazza: I was kidding...obviously.
Zaynie: anyways.
Zaynie: Liam is hot as fuckkkkk
Nialler: we know
Zaynie: wOt-
Nialler: anyways...next topic
Hazza: don't we have an interview at 2 ??
Zaynie: noooo...I don't wanna go. I wanna stay here with my Lima bean🥺
Boobear: hahah remember when you used to make fun of me and Harry for saying the same thing.. now you know how we felt
Nialler: yes louis. Drag that hoe 💅🏽
Zaynie: I just want to cuddle with him forever.
Boobear: you'll get over it eventually...just cherish the moments you do have together and make the most out of them.
Zaynie: Liam needs to stop reading and come cuddle me for a few more hours
Lima bean: get out of bed, get dressed and eat something. Then we can.
Zaynie: that's to much work...why can't you just get your lazy ass up and lay with me?
Lima bean: alright queen Zayn. I'll get up since I'm being the lazy one, meanwhile your laying in the bed right now not even dressed for an interview we have to be at in about 2 hours.
Zaynie: we literally have 2 hours 🙄🤚
Zaynie: one you can spend with me and the other hour I'll get ready...
Lima bean: go get dressed then we can do what you want.
Zaynie: ugh fine 🙄🤚
*30 minutes later*
Lima bean: update- I got Zayn to get dressed but now he's asleep again.
Lima bean:Boobear: poor baby...go cuddle him you fooking loosah
Hazza: make sure he feels loved Liam!
Nialler: not me reading that in a dirty way-
Lima bean: Niall I-
Boobear: go touch some grass Niall.
Nialler; I will 😔🤚
Lima bean: I'm gonna go cuddle with him until Paul comes and gets us byeee
Hazza: have fun!
Nailer: but not to much fun!
Boobear: Niall-
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FanfictionI guess this is what happens when 5 lads are in a groupchat 🤷🏽♀️✨