Zaynie: hey everyone. Just a reminder that this is my husband-
Zaynie:Boobear: this also
Boobear:Hazza: and this
Hazza:Zaynie: reason 398,294,932 as to why I love him.
Boobear: why, cause he dresses up like a fOoking Caterpillar on stage-
Zaynie: yes. He's adorable.
Hazza: someone just dmed me on my fan page asking for legit Larry proof-
Boobear: are they an anti
Hazza: yeah-
Zaynie: send them that 2 hour video one of you sent the groupchat before
Hazza: I already did and said that's not proof
Zaynie: I- how?
Boobear: send them our tattoos and explain them in so much detail
Hazza: alright.
*30 minutes later*
Hazza: they just wrote a whole paragraph as to what our tattoos "actually" mean-
Boobear: what'd they say
Hazza: they said our oops hi tattoos are meaningless and have no relation to Larry at all
Boobear: have they been living under a rock
Zaynie: weren't those like your first words to each other
Boobear: yeah and then we started dating
Boobear: but no one would know that because of stupid cowbell🙄
Zaynie: I'm about to risk everything and just come out...
Hazza: don't do that-
Zaynie: well, I'd rather be happy and not make music than be sad and overwhelmed and make music
Boobear: so you'd give up everything for ziam-
Zaynie: yes
Boobear: I dare you.
Zaynie: to do what.
Boobear: go on Twitter and say "I'm married to the love of my life" and tag Liam then post it and after a minute delete it and act like nothing happened
Zaynie: fine
Hazza: you're an idiot..don't do that. You're gonna ruin you're entire career
Zaynie: it's worth it haz.
Hazza: what about the band...it can't just be the 3 of us and the other two go in a different direction. It's one direction for a reason.
Zaynie: don't worry haz, it'll be fine.
Hazza: no it won't-
Zaynie: I'll delete it. I promise it'll be fine-
*Zayn tweeted
Zaynmalik
I love my beautiful husband @/liampayne ❤️❤️ come upstairs and cuddle me now :))(Then he deleted it like a minute later)
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FanfictionI guess this is what happens when 5 lads are in a groupchat 🤷🏽♀️✨