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Ugly rat chat🥰🏳️‍🌈

Nialler: SALMON!!

Lima bean; Simon come here

Zaynie: SKSKWIDOWNSIMON COME ON

Hazza: simooooonnnnnn

Boobear: come on you ugly rat-

Simon: Louis stop

Hazza: guess what

Simon: what is it Harry

Hazza: WERE GONNA BE DADDYS!!!

Simon: what...

Boobear: we're adopting kids

Simon: uh...no you're not

Zaynie; well it's already done..they're nothing you can really do about it

Simon: What about you're music.

Lima bean: we can still make music..but our kids will be our number one priority

Hazza; me and Louis are gonna have a literal Newborn so we're gonna be busy.

Boobear: yep. And we're very excited and you're not gonna ruin it for us...

Simon: you guys are insane. Do you even know what this is will do to your career?

Boobear; everyone, well 99% of our fans will be happy for us. They've been waiting for this moment for years

Simon: when's the adoption?

Zaynie; me and Liam are going next week..

Hazza: Gemma is having our child

Simon; you got your sister pregnant?!

Hazza: NO. I DID NOT GET MY SISTER PREGNANT-

Simon: so how?

Boobear: we don't need to go into details

Simon: when did this happen?

Hazza; a couple weeks ago.

Simon: this is gonna ruin your career. What about tours, interviews, promos. Come on now, didn't you think of any of this

Lima bean: because it's our career not yours. And like I said before We will still make music and stuff but our children will and will always come first

Zaynie: MAIDEOFK I JUST REALIZED. IMAGINE HAVING A LITTLE HARRY RUNNING AROUND YOUR HOUSE😭

Hazza: AWWWWW🥺🥺

Simon: I can't with y'all anymore. Your lucky I haven't taken You off my label yet

Hazza: ✨syco✨really is ✨Psycho✨

Boobear: it's fine. Oh my gosh, I could make my own management company

Simon: shut up Harold.

Boobear: hey! Only I can call him that >:(

Nialler: well we're gonna Go enjoy our lives free from you're toxic environment :)

Zaynie: yep. Bye salmon

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