Ugly rat chat🥰🏳️🌈
Nialler: SALMON!!
Lima bean; Simon come here
Zaynie: SKSKWIDOWNSIMON COME ON
Hazza: simooooonnnnnn
Boobear: come on you ugly rat-
Simon: Louis stop
Hazza: guess what
Simon: what is it Harry
Hazza: WERE GONNA BE DADDYS!!!
Simon: what...
Boobear: we're adopting kids
Simon: uh...no you're not
Zaynie; well it's already done..they're nothing you can really do about it
Simon: What about you're music.
Lima bean: we can still make music..but our kids will be our number one priority
Hazza; me and Louis are gonna have a literal Newborn so we're gonna be busy.
Boobear: yep. And we're very excited and you're not gonna ruin it for us...
Simon: you guys are insane. Do you even know what this is will do to your career?
Boobear; everyone, well 99% of our fans will be happy for us. They've been waiting for this moment for years
Simon: when's the adoption?
Zaynie; me and Liam are going next week..
Hazza: Gemma is having our child
Simon; you got your sister pregnant?!
Hazza: NO. I DID NOT GET MY SISTER PREGNANT-
Simon: so how?
Boobear: we don't need to go into details
Simon: when did this happen?
Hazza; a couple weeks ago.
Simon: this is gonna ruin your career. What about tours, interviews, promos. Come on now, didn't you think of any of this
Lima bean: because it's our career not yours. And like I said before We will still make music and stuff but our children will and will always come first
Zaynie: MAIDEOFK I JUST REALIZED. IMAGINE HAVING A LITTLE HARRY RUNNING AROUND YOUR HOUSE😭
Hazza: AWWWWW🥺🥺
Simon: I can't with y'all anymore. Your lucky I haven't taken You off my label yet
Hazza: ✨syco✨really is ✨Psycho✨
Boobear: it's fine. Oh my gosh, I could make my own management company
Simon: shut up Harold.
Boobear: hey! Only I can call him that >:(
Nialler: well we're gonna Go enjoy our lives free from you're toxic environment :)
Zaynie: yep. Bye salmon
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