Hazza: GOEIDIIDIEC GUYS-
zaynie: what-
Hazza: WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT FOR THE ADOPION CENTER TODAY AT 3
Zaynie: WAIT YOU WERE BEING SERIOUS-
Boobear; of course I was.
Zaynie: you guys are gonna be great parents
Hazza: I CANT WAIT
Boobear: calm down haz-
Hazza: can we get like a little baby..
Nialler: why are you talking as if it's some grocery store item
Hazza; well how else do you want me to phrase it Niall-
Lima bean: what's the age range you guys are going for
Hazza: 0-4
Boobear: why can't we just get you're sister to carry out own child..so then the baby will look like you?
(I don't know what it's called but I've heard about it before so we're just gonna go with it 😗✌🏽)
Hazza: but then I'll have to wait 9 months
Boobear: but then we'll have a beautiful child to take home with us
Hazza: I wish I had a uterus 😒
Lima bean: you probably would've been pregnant a while ago
Boobear: EXCUSE ME LIAM-
Nialler: I mean he's not wrong
Hazza: 🧍♀️
Boobear: anyways...what about ziam and y'all gonna have children
Zaynie: i wanna have a little 4 or 5 year old
Nialler: why 4 or 5
Zaynie: cause kids are so cute and tiny at that age🥰
Lima bean: Zayn will be such a great dad🥺
Nialler: right like have you seen the way he plays with Lux 🥺🤚
Lima bean: aww🥺🥺
Hazza: you're gonna be a good parents also Liam...you're amazing with kids
Lima bean: thanks Hazza :)
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FanfictionI guess this is what happens when 5 lads are in a groupchat 🤷🏽♀️✨