Bnha boyfriend scenarios

I DONT HAVE COVID I SWEAR

Sooo I started watching One Piece like a month ago and am like 436 episode into it, I absolutely LOVE it. Anyways I hope you enjoy.

Aizawa

God. Fucking. Damnit. DAVE. Oh my mighty cheeks on All Might, why does this have to happen, like I can't even reach my vodka. It's just on the nightstand, oh my mother of Shigaraki I will become a villain just please let me have this- "hey, heard you called in sick today" a dead and in need of probably a nap filled voice said from the door "if your not here to hand me the bottle of liquor on my night stand I don't want it"

"Well in all honest I want you to tell me, is this the reason why your sick?" I stayed silent for a few seconds "..." we sat in silence for a few seconds, Aizawa holing an amused look on his face and me trying to look at him even though I probably looked crusty with gross twitching eyes. "Honestly you are a child, and adult, but definitely mentally a child." He paused for a minute and you could visibly see the discussed in his face as he looked around the very messy room. "Someone had a fun night-"shut the fuck up" he blinked twice then turned and left "no wait stay"

I knew that he probably would come back, probably... "ZAWAAAAA" instantly regretting yelling my poor lungs just couldn't take it "god damnit hold on there Timmy (the lungs) you can do it" I said trying to cheer on my probably dying lungs. "Come on if luffy can get powered up by meat all I need is some alcohol, y e s, power up, power up, just reach the vodka and power up." I said cheering on my hand as it got closer and closer to the bottle "ninja star"

"Oh fuck off Naruto" I said as Aizawa walked back into my room "I almost got my power up" he chuckled and walked next to my bed and placed down a bottle of aspirin and water on the nightstand and moved the bottle of vodka to my desk "oh fuck you and your pedo stash"

"Pedo stash?" The male questioned "sorry it's an inside joke" he nodded, kind of weirded out, but none the less handed me the glass of water, just drink this and go to bed"

Kirishima

🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦... "Oh my phones ringing" a rock with red hair said as he answer his -cough- phone "what's up Bakubro"

"Hey shitty hair, come here." A Irritated Katsuki Bakugo said from over the phone.

"I mean I'm down, but why?" I asked

"My sibling has cooties or some shit" I sighed at the word cooties "bakugo, your my bro, but your an idiot, cooties aren't real."

"Mooooommmm" I sighed and hung up the phone "well I should probably go over, my gut is telling me I'm going to enter hell, but my mind is telling me I should probably see what's up" I packed a bag and started my walk to the Bakugo's. I arrived within 30 short minutes and nocked on the door "please be your average sickness, please be your average sickness, please be your-"ohh kirishima right?? Katsuki called you." (Y/n) said hanging on the doorway, they were acting like they were drunk but looked like they were dying of a sickness. "(Y/n), sweetheart, I'm your boyfriend." They looked confused but slowly nodded and opened the door with a very suspicious look on their face as I walked in.

Katsuki was strapped to the wall, I was about to say something but he shook his head multiple times telling me not to say anything. "(Y/n), are you okay?" They nodded now having a pair of sunglasses on their face "yuh, just the cooties" nodding their head multiple times like they were jamming out to some, you-know-what-as-an-author-I-genuinely-have-no-way-to-describe-it-way "w-why don't you go lie down for a-" I was cut off by the said person falling over and a sigh (of relief) coming from their brother on the ceiling.

Shinso

"Hey👋 baby 👶 won't you look 👀 my way 👈 I can be 👽 your new addiction🤧" I sung, being 90% sure I was running a high fever "I'm sorry McDonald's, I can't work today, I'm sorry Bakugo for using your toothbrush to clean the toilet, when I didn't have a toilet because I broke mine, and I'm sorry Aunt Jenny for hooking up with you Ex husband that one time." I was in the middle of apologizing for all my sin when an annoying shit had to intervene "I'm sorry what was that?" Shinso asked from besides me.

"Nothing, I don't have any ties with people who have a lot of money..." I said earning a very unconvinced look from Shinso "HEY! Desperate times call for desperate measures" he sighted 'she's probably just intoxicated' he blinked a few times then thought of something "did you snort something? Have you been doing drugs in the McDonald's parking lot?" Shinso asked and then shook his head "I knew that that white stuff in the sidewalk was bad but you insisted on it" he said, I shook my head multiple times (almost causing myself to have a stroke) "no that was probably the fifth time this week" I stated holding my arms out crossed in front of me.

'Well that explains the good mood' shinso thought, then he paused "hey (y/n), turn around" I nodded and turned around "oh Kay-" I was cut of and by a black void covering my vision.

Toga

"Are you in any pain?" Toga asked, ever so cutely tilting her head "yes -huff- yes -huff- the answer to that question is yes -huff-" she shook her head and laughed "well, despite your accusations, your not leaking any spinal fluid so I'm pretty sure your fine." She nodded to herself, you see, I wasn't sick but I did get my ass handed to me by hawks; while my partner on the mission, dabi, sat on his ass and ate a slice of pizza (honestly mood). She slapped my head to the side "oh don't be silly" she laughed as I shed a few tears 'join the league of vegans- villains* they said, it'll be fun, they said' I sighed and turned to the side, just wanting a little rest, which I so kindly... didn't get "-gasp- oh. My. God. I can cook for you!!!" She exclaimed and ran out of the room, "oh god please no.."

I tried to escape but it ended in failure as the blond came back "Why, why couldn't I have been Born in the attack on titan world, I would have been better off dying by a titan T^T" Toga gave me a strange look "are you okay (y/n)?" I shook my head as she stuffed a piece of broccoli into my mouth "mmmfff toka wffffjhhhh" I struggled but slowly excepted what was probably poisoned broccoli, "you know what I'm excepting my fate" I said giving up on any means of fighting that I once had "if I have one with is to be very reincarnated as Luffys straw hat."

Momo

"If you just drink this tea you'll be fine" Momo said pouring a cup of herbal green tea. I gladly excepted it "you know Momo, unlike the others in these scenarios, you are the most compatible to take care of me" I said feeling oddly relaxed for having been pretty sick. "Ahh back at breaking the fourth wall again?" I nodded "it's been a long time" I said placing the cup of empty tea besides me "I would as you to lie down with me, however you might end up just as sick as me.

"Don't worry (y/n) I'll be right here if you need anything" she said smiling at me.

(Sorry for the short scenario)

Tsu

"Tssuuuuu waterrrr" I whined form the bed as the poor green haired girl rushed to get what I needed "okay, here you go kero" Tsu said handing me a cup of water "can we watch something?" I asked and she nodded "what do you want to watch" she asked me clicking on the TV. "I've been wanting to watch the season 4 of AoT, but since I'm sick it might be a little too overwhelming, so why not spirited away?" I suggest and she nodded "that's a good one, I love the art and animation style so I think it's a good idea, kero"

"Oh my god why am I crying, I'm not even 30 minutes into the movie" I said through tears "yea the guy just gave that girl food" Tsu said laughing a little at the end "but like, she started crying so it made me sad"

"Oh (y/n)..."

"HEY"

I hope you enjoyed, sorry the last one was a little short but my creativity drive ran out. Once again I hope you enjoyed this chapters and sorry for all the one piece references, it's seriously shot up to being my favorite anime.

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